The Palindromes Thread

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Don’t think there’s already one of these threads.

I’ll kick off with some great examples from Weird Al

“Bob”

I, man, am regal - a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a hi-fi
Madam, I’m Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons, no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see god?
“Do nine men interpret?” “Nine men,” I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won’t lovers revolt now?
Race fast, safe car
Pa’s a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam?

Ah, Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No “x” in “Nixon”
O, stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
“Naomi,” I moan
“A Toyota’s a Toyota”
A dog, a panic in a pagoda

Oh no! Don Ho!
Nurse, I spy gypsies - run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
Go hang a salami, I’m a lasagna hog

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my name is otto
and I love to get blotto

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radar

that’s all i know.

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Fark Carlton, not l rack raf

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Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas

it’s on the best Soundgarden album

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Glenelg

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Yo, banana boy!

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a toyota

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LOL

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Yo, banana boy!

Finally!! one that I could actually use in real life, the others, nope.

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One of the most famous is known as Napoleon’s lament:

“Able was I ere I saw Elba”.

[Although no-one can explain why Napoleon would be lamenting in English, so it’s just more Pommie propaganda].

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A man, a plan, a canal - Panama

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I’m one of those types who has to check each one back to front to make sure it works. Stop farking with me.

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I'm one of those types who has to check each one back to front to make sure it works. Stop farking with me.

I checked this one, it doesn’t work.

Dammit I’m mad!

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Doc, Note: I Dissent. A Fast Never Prevents A Fatness. I Diet On Cod.

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I'm one of those types who has to check each one back to front to make sure it works. Stop farking with me.

Dammit. I’m mad!

EDIT: Didn’t see you had gone with that one already SCarey.

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“Dualisms?” I nod, "Eh, still, it’s hedonisms I laud.

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Apparently in Finnish, Tissit, tosi isot tissit means:

“Boobs, really big boobs.”

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Any Serbian or Croatian speakers out there?

Misu pita Dara: “Da ti pusim?”