The positive thread. find something, anything

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I hope you get a dopamine hit as big as the one I did from this image.

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CBD IN THE SUMMER Y’ALL.

HOT CROSS BUNS ARE BACK BABY

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The fact hot cross buns are not available all year round is the stupidest thing really.

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If they only released hot cross buns between Christ’s (most) probable birthdate and Easter, they’d be available for about -3 days to 1 month.

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Our sewer is blocked. Not a total disaster yet, and the plumber is coming Monday.

BUT!!! I had to find the sewer out in the backyard. So I bought a $25 metal detector at KMart.

Ding ding ding. Found it.

Now I have a kick ass metal detector to find stuff with.

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…and, went to the bottle shop and the scanned a 4 pack, but it came up as just the one can.

Didn’t notice til I got home, so too late to fess up.

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Gee…you’re winning the game of life today :rofl:

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Ukraine is not yet dead. Ukraine survives. More so, it is 2024 and the AFU is still kicking russian ass.

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It made me laugh anyway.

Dad had a lot of blood tests this morning, took about 8 tubes of blood. When the results came back the doctor said ‘we’re going to give you a blood transfusion’. I mean… :smiley:

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The computer that scans your body and provides a fat/water/muscle assessment, including biological age at the gym.

Says my biological age is 15 years younger than my actual chronological age.

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My mirror says the same to me :slight_smile:

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My mirror says I’m dreamin’, but I’m going with the computer thingo. Look like the same device Scientologists use,

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My mirror says stay the hell away from that computer.

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Although visiting dad in hospital sucks, I can say the coffee from the store has been very good.

Also the lady now knows my daily order.

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It’s nearly over.