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a guy asked for 2 dollars off me today and when he came out of the BWS he had a cask i like.

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Battery Point is a nice spot

Down near where the Twin Towers were before Sep 11 2001?


Doesn’t he mean Hobart?

I know…smartarse joke…the Manhattan one is Battery Park, not Point.
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Battery Point is a nice spot

Down near where the Twin Towers were before Sep 11 2001?


Doesn’t he mean Hobart?
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Battery Point is a nice spot

Down near where the Twin Towers were before Sep 11 2001?

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Does FIFO still mean "Fit In or F*ck Off"?

So that’s why they got rid of me… why didn’t you say this earlier!!!

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Does FIFO still mean “Fit In or F*ck Off”?

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Battery Point is a nice spot

pay that

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Got made redundant from my FIFO job yesterday. Hopped on the plane home this morning without a job. Turned my phone on when I got off the plane, it rang straight away with a job offer.

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Battery Point is a nice spot

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double post

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Mars
Bar
Slice

Do yourself a favour!

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I thought the same. Had to check my phone when I singed on.

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I love it when that happens.

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I woke up today convinced it was a Wednesday and have only now just realised that its actually Thursday. Score.

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I have a good job, and come home to a great apartment where I live with my amazing girlfriend.

Life is â– â– â– â– â– â–  brilliant lads.

Yeah…but do you have a Ferrari bed?

“I sleep in a big bed with my wife”

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Pubes making a comeback?

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Today two male students in my university EFL class decided to have a â– â– â– â–  pulling competition in the back row, leaving a disgusting pile on the desk. I had to confront them and give them a serve for their behaviour, threatening to boot them from the class. The last thing I need is a sexual harassment complaint from a female student.

At least they learned some new English slang they’ll probably remember: pubes. I might put it on a quiz next week.

so uhh, who won?


I had to disqualify one of them for secretly wearing a merken.
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Today two male students in my university EFL class decided to have a â– â– â– â–  pulling competition in the back row, leaving a disgusting pile on the desk. I had to confront them and give them a serve for their behaviour, threatening to boot them from the class. The last thing I need is a sexual harassment complaint from a female student.

At least they learned some new English slang they’ll probably remember: pubes. I might put it on a quiz next week.

so uhh, who won?


Last hair standing?
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Today two male students in my university EFL class decided to have a â– â– â– â–  pulling competition in the back row, leaving a disgusting pile on the desk. I had to confront them and give them a serve for their behaviour, threatening to boot them from the class. The last thing I need is a sexual harassment complaint from a female student.

At least they learned some new English slang they’ll probably remember: pubes. I might put it on a quiz next week.

so uhh, who won?

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Today two male students in my university EFL class decided to have a â– â– â– â–  pulling competition in the back row, leaving a disgusting pile on the desk. I had to confront them and give them a serve for their behaviour, threatening to boot them from the class. The last thing I need is a sexual harassment complaint from a female student.

At least they learned some new English slang they’ll probably remember: pubes. I might put it on a quiz next week.