The positive thread. find something, anything


#1

a guy asked for 2 dollars off me today and when he came out of the BWS he had a cask i like.


#2
Battery Point is a nice spot

Down near where the Twin Towers were before Sep 11 2001?


Doesn’t he mean Hobart?

I know…smartarse joke…the Manhattan one is Battery Park, not Point.

#3
Battery Point is a nice spot

Down near where the Twin Towers were before Sep 11 2001?


Doesn’t he mean Hobart?

#4
Battery Point is a nice spot

Down near where the Twin Towers were before Sep 11 2001?


#5
Does FIFO still mean "Fit In or F*ck Off"?

So that’s why they got rid of me… why didn’t you say this earlier!!!


#6

Does FIFO still mean “Fit In or F*ck Off”?


#7
Battery Point is a nice spot

pay that


#8

Got made redundant from my FIFO job yesterday. Hopped on the plane home this morning without a job. Turned my phone on when I got off the plane, it rang straight away with a job offer.


#9

Battery Point is a nice spot


#10

double post


#11

Mars
Bar
Slice

Do yourself a favour!


#12

I thought the same. Had to check my phone when I singed on.


#13

I love it when that happens.


#14

I woke up today convinced it was a Wednesday and have only now just realised that its actually Thursday. Score.


#15
I have a good job, and come home to a great apartment where I live with my amazing girlfriend.

Life is ■■■■■■ brilliant lads.

Yeah…but do you have a Ferrari bed?

“I sleep in a big bed with my wife”


#16

Pubes making a comeback?


#17
Today two male students in my university EFL class decided to have a ■■■■ pulling competition in the back row, leaving a disgusting pile on the desk. I had to confront them and give them a serve for their behaviour, threatening to boot them from the class. The last thing I need is a sexual harassment complaint from a female student.

At least they learned some new English slang they’ll probably remember: pubes. I might put it on a quiz next week.

so uhh, who won?


I had to disqualify one of them for secretly wearing a merken.

#18
Today two male students in my university EFL class decided to have a ■■■■ pulling competition in the back row, leaving a disgusting pile on the desk. I had to confront them and give them a serve for their behaviour, threatening to boot them from the class. The last thing I need is a sexual harassment complaint from a female student.

At least they learned some new English slang they’ll probably remember: pubes. I might put it on a quiz next week.

so uhh, who won?


Last hair standing?

#19
Today two male students in my university EFL class decided to have a ■■■■ pulling competition in the back row, leaving a disgusting pile on the desk. I had to confront them and give them a serve for their behaviour, threatening to boot them from the class. The last thing I need is a sexual harassment complaint from a female student.

At least they learned some new English slang they’ll probably remember: pubes. I might put it on a quiz next week.

so uhh, who won?


#20

Today two male students in my university EFL class decided to have a ■■■■ pulling competition in the back row, leaving a disgusting pile on the desk. I had to confront them and give them a serve for their behaviour, threatening to boot them from the class. The last thing I need is a sexual harassment complaint from a female student.

At least they learned some new English slang they’ll probably remember: pubes. I might put it on a quiz next week.