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Happy birthday em

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Thanks Nino. It’s not until the 14th but I claim the whole month to celebrate :slight_smile:

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Do you hate Collingwood with the burning intensity of a thousand suns? Good! I got something positive for ya.

We did not lose to Collingwood this year.

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Yet.

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carlton lost after the siren last night. the air smells almost sweet this morning, and I think I heard a rare tropical bird singing, and the laughter of children playing in the distance when I woke this morning.

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I normally change channels within a second or two of the siren sounding. Prepared to modify that last night just to see fark Carlton fans miserable. But looking with the other eye, no fun staring at those toothless smiles.

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Nearly done. Just a bit of polish needed here and there.

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First aid kit?

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Microsurgery theatre on preferred number on the phone.

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I was in a massage parlour the other day.

Overheard a bloke say, ‘how much for a wristy?’

It was not at all the type of establishment that would offer such a service.

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Do you work there,or were you a client or patient? :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy: :joy:

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Happy Birthday Em

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Get some galaktoboureko into ya Em. Happy birthday.

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Happy birthday. I hope all goes well with your Greek holiday and that everyone there is safe with the fires around Athens.

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Thank you. I’m trying to decide which delicacy I wish to indulge in today. So much choice!

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Thank you everyone. Even though I am “working” today, I am sure it will be a good day :slight_smile:

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As terrible as the club has been, there has always been a Simpson’s meme to capture the moment and provide some much needed comedic relief.

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I settled for Japanese style carbonara instead

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As Greek as it gets.

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My adorable little niece’s smile could warm the iciest of hearts.

At 2 and half years old she’s beginning to learn the joy of using rude words. The current favourite is ‘butthole.’ Being the amazing uncle that I am I introduced Tom Cardy’s HYCYBH to her and her old man (youtube now if you haven’t seen it). Naturally, they both loved it.

We repeated the titular line to her more than any normal person would. Not our fault though; her eyes would light up and she’d begin dancing when my brother and I would say it. I won’t forget that memory in a hurry.

Anyway, a week later when I’m next on uncle duties her mum and I are sharing a laugh over her pulling out the chorus line to her favourite song at day care. Fortunately, the staff at day care thought it was as funny as we all did.

Can’t wait to hear what her next favourite rude word will be.