She lied to you
All you wanna do is have some fun on Santa Monica Boulevard?
Just listening to Dead Kennedys… I remember in Year 12 Religion class we had to keep a diary and the teacher would check it. But I was convinced that he never did, so one week I just copied the lyrics from DKs “Religious Vomit” and submitted that. It came back with a tick and “great work” written on it.
She is a Fark Carlton lover so it is hard to trust her judgement…
My favourite school scam was to do with parent signatures. I saw so many people early days get done for trying to forge their parents signature, it was such a dumb move.
So, late year 7, I decided to start signing everything myself, with my own signature. It came to be the signature they knew. I did it for every detention slip, every time i was on review, every sick note, permission slip… all the way through to year 12. It never got spotted once!
Look…if you’re an adult that has watched the Pixar movie Cars over a thousand times, you will love this track. Otherwise…
5 - Fruit Pastilles
4 - Tripping Daisy
3 - Girlschool
2 - Prince Buster
1 - Rachael Price
13 songs still haven’t polled a vote yet…
The ultimate gas lighter…trash your own song and ride the wave of sympathy votes…
When it comes to DJ King I ditch the cool and go for pure sellout.
I’ve got a mate who did similar with Public Image’s Religion
a very interesting listen @Paul_Peos
10/10 Skids – Saints are coming
9/10 Weval – Someday
8/10 Kvelertak – Crack of Doom
7/10 Girlschool – C’mon lets go
6/10 Dance my Darling – Love and Hate
special mention for the Hot Garbage that was Fruit Pastilles
I’m struggling. Some utter farkin terrible music in there, no offence.
Oh believe me, there’s been worse Blond DJ rounds. Way, way, WAY worse…
5points 13 - Hilltop Hoods. Turns out I’ve been riding my bicycle wrong all these years!!
4points . 18 - Girl school. Not sure if this was a pisstake, but I kinda liked it.
3points Sonic youth - for all the haters out there, come at me.
2pionts Dead Kennedys. Always upvote DK
1point 12 - Skids
There’s another track that I kind of liked but forgot it. Sorry.
- Sonic Youth - Reena
- Prince Buster - Enjoy Yourself
- Fruit Pastilles - I Don’t Ever Want To See You Again
- Ella Fitzgerald & Ink Spots - Into each life some rain must fall
- Weval - Someday
5 Fruit Pastilles
4 Dead Kennedys
3 Brittany Howard
1 Ella Fitzgerald featuring Bloke
5 Hilltop Hoods
4 Sonic Youth
2 Sheryl Crow
This was exactly me. I walked out of the living room watching the press conference, thinkibg “FK I hate this world, I need to listen to some music to calm the FK down”. First 3 bars…oh, this is that song. I love that movie way more than most of the other kids movies I’ve had to watch for the last 10 years.
7 DJ’s yet to score a vote… but as a community announcement, I’ll state that Jez isn’t one of them.