The Reigning Dj King (Mk XIII) is @nobody...it's Blonde DJ Time again with @mrjez being at his divisive best (Part 1)

Congratulations Jez you manged to do what Carlton couldn’t when the AFL intervened in the 2013 finals series. :wink:

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I should of played Twisted Sister

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Thanks everyone! Best thing that’s ever happened to me during a morning shave!

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Did I not receive a vote? Im not on any list.

Ah well. Fair enough. I hate the 80s.

poor @frosty bridesmade again!

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And here are the votes, for those interested…

Vander

What a steaming pile of ■■■■…

Fark me…is 1984 that bad or is everyone taking the pis5?

5 - Lime Spiders

4 - Cory Hart

3 - Screaming Blue Messiahs

Would rather leave it there but if i must give more then VH can have 2 for Panama and 1 for Hot for Teacher…

Everyone is a ■■■■

Strewth

  1. Hot for teacher
  2. Rock you like a hurricane
  3. Slave girl
  4. Panama
  5. Jam on it

Casio

Pretty tough listening but here you go and thanks for running Blonde it is really one of the best things on this Forum.

5 votes - Song 5 - A-ha - Take On Me

4 votes - Song 1 - Jean-Michel Jarre - Zoolook

3 votes - Song 2 - Lime Spiders - Slave Girl

2 votes - Song 9 - Newcleus - Jam On It

1 votes - Song 3 - Little Wing · Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble

Crazy Bomber

5 - Felt - Sunlight Bathed The Golden Glow

4 - Jean-Michel Jarre - Zoolook

3 - A-ha - Take On Me

2 - Corey Hart - Sunglasses At Night

1 - Laura Branigan - Self control

HOGOLF

  1. Nucleus
    4 Aha
    3 Lime Spiders
    2 INXS
    1 Laura Brannigan

Lifetime Ban

Here are my votes

5 The Angels - Sticky Little ■■■■■

4 Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble - Little Wing

3 Felt - Sunlight Bathed in Golden Glow

2 A-Ha - Take on Me (for the video clip) song been done to death

1 Jean Michael Jarre - Zoolook

Swoodley

Wow…that was not good…only one song that I really like and a few that were ok

5 SVR - Little Wing (was lucky enough to see him live…an absolute legend)

4 Van Halen - Panama

3 INXS - Melting In the Sun (I would have picked 5-6 other tracks from The Swing before this)

2 Corey Hart - Sunglasses At Night (Gotta love a one hit wonder)

1 Van Halen - Hot For Teacher (not a favourite of mine but it was 5th best)

Dishonourable mentions: Scorpions and The Angels…both were well past their best when they released these two pieces of rubbish

Budge

Blonde DJ Final - votes

5 - Jean-Michel Jarre - Zoolook

4 - Laura Branigan - Self control

3 - INXS - Melting In The Sun

2 - Van Halen - Hot For Teacher

1 - Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane

Klawdy

I also love the voting for the final round. Except for 1984. That was crap.

Well done to everyone who competed. Especially the finalists. You all genuinely deserved to be there.

Except Jez. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Anyway…to the votes.

5 Song 5 - A-Ha. I still enjoy it even though it has been flogged more than John Dorotich’s…oh never mind.

4 Song 6 - Screaming Blue Messiahs. It was good…ish.

3 Song 14 - Van Halen. Got the votes for the epic canal in the country of the same name.

2 Song 9 - Newcleus. Big Brovaz before Big Brovaz were even born.

1 Song 10 - Scorpions. Because I’m a scorpio.

Phew!

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Mr P,

My votes for the final are:

5 votes) song 12 Felt - Sunlight Bathed The Golden Glow

4 votes) song 3 Steve Ray Vaughn & Double Trouble - Little Wing

3 votes) song 2 Lime Spiders - Slave GIrls

2 votes) song 11 Corey Hart - Sunglasses At Night

1 vote) song 13 The Angels - Sticky Little ■■■■■

VBI

5 Felt - Sunlight bathed in the golden glow

4 Lime Spiders - Slave girl

3 INXS - Melting in the sun

2 Scorpians - Rock you Like a hurricane

1 Screaming blue Messiahs - Good and Gone

Azza78

5 Lime Spiders - Slave Girl

4 Angels - Sticky Little ■■■■■

3 SRV & DT - Little Wing

2 INXS - Melting in the sun

1 Corey Hart - Sunglasses at Night

Ivan

in future say no to democracy. that was trully terrible. do i have to give out all 5 votes

5 Song 1 - Jean-Michel Jarre - Zoolook

4 Song 5 - A-ha - Take On Me

3 Song 11 - Corey Hart - Sunglasses At Night

2 Song 14 - Van Halen - Panama

1 Song 8 - INXS - Melting In The Sun

Robin Close

Voting by songs 5 to 1

2 (Lime Spiders - Slave Girl)

1 (Jean-Michel Jarre - Zoolook)

12 (Felt - Sunlight Bathed The Golden Glow)

8 (INXS - Melting In The Sun)

6 (Screaming Blue Messiahs - Good And Gone)

Koala

Song 5 - A-ha - Take On Me

Song 7 - Laura Branigan - Self control

Song 14 - Van Halen - Panama

Song 3 - Stevie Ray Vaughan & Double Trouble - Little Wing

Song 10 - Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane

Chewy Boy

5 song 2 Lime Spiders - Slave Girl

4 song 8 Inxs - Melting in the Sun

3 song 3 SRV - Little Wing

2 song 12 Felt - Sunlight Bathed The Golden Glow

1 song 5 A-ha - Take on me

A bit of everything there.

Timruken

jesus what a head ■■■■. Tried not to vote for the obvious but there wasn’t a lot of gripping stuff outside them:

5 Votes (4) Van Halen - Hot For Teacher

4 Votes (3) Stevie Ray - Little Wing

3 Votes (1) Jean Michael Jarre - Zoolock

2 Votes (14) Van Halen - Panama

1 Vote (8) INXS - Melting in the Sun

Van Halen are a personal fave but didn’t wanna load up high tier votes so punished Panama. The album is literally called 1984 FFS but what do you do, it’s good ■■■■. Stevie Ray is quality. Ziplock has Marcus Miller on bass, and it’s a bit out there. INXS grew on me and made it in.

May the best man win. I don’t know why I’m justifying it. Perhaps I’m tired from work and feel like I’ve had 12 synthesisers rammed up my ■■■■.

Tinhillterror

5 Slave Girl

4 Take on me

3 Little Wing

2 Jam on it

1 the angels song

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Hmmm…competition runner breaks rules to get ally into final

Ally then wins.

Nothing to see here.

I do have one question though.

Were you using Dominion Voting Machines? :rofl:

Congrats @mrjez :partying_face::partying_face::partying_face::partying_face:

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You got the bronze medal.

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In all seriousness though, big congrats @mrjez on the victory

And a big thank you to @Paul_Peos for running the comp

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Gotta rush the kids to school. Back to read in a little while.

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3rd Place mate

Oh. Nice. Still cant see it. But thank you all.

Congrats Jez and double congrats that you edged out AHa. Man you people nearly made Tahe on Me the winner.

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Thank you, @Azza78 and @Lifetime_ban

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Ok, I’m now gonna log off Blitz for like… 3-4 years.

Thanks everybody, I hope you enjoyed it.

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thanks heaps for all your efforts @Paul_Peos !

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Yours was slightly better than mine, I thought :slight_smile:

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I reckon Lime Spiders & Jarre were actually the two best tracks.
Well done.
Well actually - SRV was easily the best track - but not for this crowd.

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I’d have given you 5, @BAAKKEERRRR