I couldn’t find a clever way to work your song’s title into a sentence about your performance.
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Ah. I just assumed you were salty cos you got beaten by Sabrina.
I’M NOT ■■■■■■■ AGGRESSIVE!!!
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Nah, Sabrina was great. A trip down mammary lane.
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I see what you did there…
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Sorry - maybe this should have been put up for you guys instead?
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So, what to do?
Like others have posted, some of us invested so much farkin time and energy to curate songs, to generate the votes, appease the variable tastes of the crowd.
And this. THIS is how we are rewarded?
To have to listen to this stuff?
Obviously I’ll PM my votes, but just some feedback for all the DJs vying for my votes.
Where were the fast cars, skateboards, distortion and craziness?
1- Lorde? No. You’re not Sabrina, ok? I found the video too ‘Instagram worthy’
2- synapson and bingo? Hmm. I prefer Tibetan monk listerine gargling to this.
3- DJ crush? Is that all you got mate, that was kind of vanilla.
4- Linkin park covers. Seriously. The audacity to make a final and then just throw down some LP?
5- to borrow an honest review from the spinal tap movie. ‘Massive attack? Massive ■■■■.’
6- oh, INXS. A track that missed the ‘80s round. Hmm. But it did have a skateboard in it…just not enough.
7- squid. Loved it, apart from the singing. Which pretty much ruined it for me. These guys would ruin any festival if I had paid $299 for a ticket.
8- Elton John? Ok, almost over delivered. Cars. Skateboards. Drugs. But just couldn’t convince me.
9- what even is an Eddie currant suppository? I’ve never understood.
10- chemical brothers. Hello, this isn’t the ‘90s guys. Get with the program.
11- washed out. Literally like dancing with your sister. Worst video ever.
12- Jeff Wayne. I have two rules. Never trust a bloke with two first names, or a man with a beard. Ol Jeff probably also has a beard.
13- Jupiter? I’ve seen this on thousands of LPs in Op shops everywhere. Now I know why.
14- Black Pumas. I prefer the politically correct term ‘mountain lion’.
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Even worse.
I had my votes written in a text message.
Someone just sent me a text, and I lost the text with my actual votes in it.
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You are all lucky I didn’t make this final, as I had a 13 min MGMT track ready to go.
Although, based on the competition, it might have won.
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Given the people doing the voting, yeah…you might have had a shot.
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I just wanted a nice long self indulgent rock/stoner/psych track. Would’ve crushed it.
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To follow on from THT above, that really was a putrid selection of “songs”. The final generally produces garbage, but that really was next level. Not one song managed more than a 6/10. Not one song to consider adding to my library - at least previous finals have managed that.
Reading from my notes:
1- Dull, like Dido on downers.
2- Wannky cafe music.
3- Wake me when the intro ends.
4- Yuck!! Simply YUCK!!
5- Passable.
6- Never been one of my faves.
7- About 5 minutes too long.
8- Bearable.
9- Someone desperately needs an edit function. An overblown 2-3 minute track.
10- Yawn.
11- See track 9.
12- Needs the whole album around it for context.
13- Not my cuppa Twinings, giving it votes would make the old man proud.
14- Bearable, but way too drawn-out.
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I’m in tears of laughter here
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It’s been a real snooze fest so far, got it on in the background while doing some organising on my PC. Five minutes is not that long, why has just about everyone gone for 40 bpms and no discernible song structure?
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at about 3am this moring i woke up and realised I picked the wrong song, I chickened out on my initial choice.
I’ll try harder next time.
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Just a friendly reminder:
DO NOT LODGE YOUR VOTES PUBLICLY
Send them directly to me via PM
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I had a reserve in case my pick was taken.
I woke up thinking of another song.
Neither would have done well, it seems.
Apparently I should have just played Little Wing. Again.
