What about covers done/played/recorded at a later date? Are covers (in general) allowed at all?
If you’re referring to a song for Round 1, a cover is ok as long as it was released in the 60s.
A cover of a 60s track released post 1969 does not meet the criteria
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Roger that
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Was Wheatus a 3-piece? Asking for a friend.
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Yeah, all good man. Just heavy seasonal work right now.
Lots of “meetings” ?
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Lots of self-important sports people.
Blonde DJ Preview
With the next Blonde DJ not far away, we thought we’d look at some of the contenders for the title… and also Swoodley.
The Host - @swoodley
Pictured here in front of all the trophies he is still to hand out - none of which he will receive himself - Swoodley is the 95 year old man who makes Blonde DJ happen. He even has a trophy named after him, although it is for being really sh*t at the game. Still, he is an icon in the competition and it probably wouldn’t exist any more without him. When asked how he rated his chances this time, Swoods replied “I’m as good a chance as anybody.”
Hahahaha. Oh Swoods, you’re such a character.
Always the Bridesmaid, never the Blonde DJ champion - @frosty
Frosty has been one very unlucky DJ throughout the competition’s history. Multiple podium finishes, a constant finalist, but still no trophy to be found. It’s probably because he keeps playing folk songs by female musicians wearing tea-cosies on their heads playing an acoustic set in a coffee shop, but he’s a man who sticks by his principles.
“I’ll probably lose this one too,” Frosty stated when we asked for a comment.
And that’s probably true.
The Unluckiest man on Earth - @BAAKKEERRRR
Speaking of unlucky… Baker has only managed to win Blonde DJ ONE time! Only once. It’s hard to believe, with his constant spinning of quality acts such as the Wombats and Brad, but we’ve checked the record books and it’s true. When asked who he is going to spin if he makes the final this time, Baker replied “Wombats for sure. This is their time, and my time… again.”
Everybody will be behind this down-on-his-luck underdog.
*** More to come shortly
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See you there
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Brilliant…just fricken brilliant.
I would just like to point out that I still have a full head of hair
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be thankful… the AI was much kinder to you than it was to some of the next lot coming up
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Gold, Peos.
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If I don’t come out looking like a very pale Shrek then the AI has failed.
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Yours is glorious
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I didn’t realise people could make AI images without cucumbers in them.
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How the ■■■■ did this guy ever win? - @Azza78
Standing at a staggering 355cm tall, Azza is one of the larger-than-life characters of Blonde DJ. Known as a gentle giant who spins grunge, grunge and the occasional grunge track, Azza somehow managed to win one of these a few competition’s back. Detectives are still searching for clues as to how this happened. We were going to ask Azza what style of song he’d play if he made the final, but it seemed a redundant question.
Best of luck Azza, and sorry about the AI.
How the ■■■■ hasn’t this guy won? - @wimmera1
Despite having previously played in a band, and been a DJ, having a fairly eclectic music tastes and having made multiple finals, Wim always seems to ■■■■ it up in the final. Despite coming across as an angry and argumentative old man in regular blitz land, Wim manages to elicit a likable facade in Blonde DJ, and will most likely have the punters behind him if he makes the final. When asked what he’ll do if he wins? “Bourbon. All of the bourbon.”
We think you’ll probably do that anyway, Wim.
What’s a Blonde DJ? - @AnnStBomber
Ann st bomber once got the second most votes in a preliminary round. Despite that incredible achievement, he hasn’t been able to crack the big one just yet. Also known in Blonde DJ by his alias ‘Paul Peoffed,’ - a joke still as funny to this day as it was originally - Ann St has become quite the well-known character in Blonde DJ circles.
When contacted for comment, Ann st didn’t respond.
This is part of 1 of a multi-part series by Paul Peos (image below)
Note: turns out, AI won’t do bongs, or weed or even a ciggy So, this is apparently “bloodshot eyes” lol.
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Hearty lol.
Love it.
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