Your severed finger has dripped blood onto your arm
I think I ate it off
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I wanna hear that band on AnnSt’s t-shirt
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I wanna know how he does that with his arm.
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Double jointed 
I think the frosty image is winning so far
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Frosty and wim are my favourites
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I wish my mo was so luxurious.
Happy with the t-shirt, too.
This was one of the rejected images…
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looooool.
It does retain just a touch of my original ranga, but not that much.
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Last lot for tonight. If there is a genuine appetite for more, I’ll do some tomorrow.
Nothing suss - @Klawdy
Klawdy once hosted Blonde DJ, set the rules, counted the votes, and remarkably won that particular competition. There is nothing suss about that at all. Punters have been debating for a while now if Klawdy is:
- An ■■■■■■■ who pretends to be a nice guy, or
- A nice guy who pretends to be an ■■■■■■■.
The jury is still out on that one. When contacted for comment, Klawdy’s voicemail replied “can’t talk… caravaning.”
Redemption time - Mr Jez
While the AI was kind-as-all-fark to Jez, the punters and Blonde DJ gods were less so during his one and only winning performance. Due to a complete balls-up by the host of that competition [name redacted], Mr Jez won fair and square but copped the wrath of the Blonde DJ punters. Can he finally win without a scandal? Is there more to Jez than just appropriately timed GIFS? Were Caustic Soda even that good?
When asked all of those questions, Jez replied “probably not.”
The man with the band - Hambo
A long-time favourite of Blonde DJ punters, Hambo is the man… with the band… who sing about Terry Wallace’s suntan. His penchant for playing his own band’s songs at pivotal moments has possibly cost hambo from ever winning the competition, which is no reflection on the band itself. It’s just, well, we all know it’s his song and him spinning it! And people vote strategically.
Hambo is also a chance to get me some killer weed, so he’ll always be a favourite of mine.
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Keep 'em coming.
If we had DJ King Hall of Fame, these posts would be going straight in 
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My boy just moved out and took all of the guitars, needs more synths, otherwise pretty accurate except I’m rather lazy on the beard trimming side of things.
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I look like Pat Finnerty has created another mock video
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Hahahaha.
Mine has waaaaaaay too much hair to be accurate (beard aside).
And I don’t only play grunge, I only play Seattle bands.
And a little less of the ‘gentle giant’ stuff please. I have an image to maintain. Don’t you know I once went to toe to toe with Wayne Carey and flogged him with one arm behind my back.
Farking gold Peos.
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I’m a nice bloke with a low tolerance for ■■■■■■■’s. If I’ve treated you that way…well…
And AI was very kind, or the words that were used to generate it were. So thank you.
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Oh man, i keep getting yelled at…
Supposed to be helping getting kids ready for school. Mrs Doggatron isnt finding this thread anywhere near as funny as I…
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