Confucius say "Man who put ■■■■■ in bikkie jar not necessarily farking crackers"!
Confucius say "Man doing push up in long grass not necessarily getting fit"!
Confucius say "Man who needlessly puts apostrophes into plural going to upset AN10"
Confucius say "Girl who sleep naked outside synagogue wake up with heavy dew on chest"
Confucius say "Man who go to bed with problem in hand often wake up with sticky solution"
I have nfi what this thread’s about. I just came in because I knew Noonan would be here.
Confucius say "Man who go through airport scanner sideways is going to Bangkok"
Confucius say "Pretty girl who sit in judge's lap gets honourable discharge"
Confucius say "Man in bathroom with tool in hand not necessarily plumber"
Confucious say "Good for girl to meet boy in park but better for boy to park meat in girl"
Man with hand in pocket feeling cocky
Man with both hand in pocket not feeling too cocky
Man who jump off cliff jumping to conclusions.
Man named koch is also a ■■■■.
Does that work?
Confucious say "Man who run behind car get exhausted"
Confucious say "Man who stand on toilet smoking joint is high on pot"
Confucius say "Man who needlessly puts apostrophes into plural going to upset AN10"
Love it! :D
Confucious say "Man who run behind car get exhausted"
Confucious say "Man who run in front of car get tyred"
Confucius say: "Man who is wrong in elevator, is wrong on many levels."
Confucius say " my name is Confucius, not Confucious!"
Confucius say ‘joke about Greek man on elevator condescending’
man who drop watch in toilet have ■■■■■■ time.
Confucius say: She who fly plane upside down bound to have crack up
Confucius say "fark Carlton."
Confucius says:
“Love one another.†If it doesn‘t work, just interchange the last two words."
Confucius say "What have you got to say now Mr Demetriou?"
Confucius say "Well at least I never injected anyone"