The Team: Essendon v Gold Coast

In: Hurley, McKernan, O’Brien, Ambrose, Fantasia

Out: Myers (back), Giles (knee), Pears (omitted), Steinberg (omitted), Langford (omitted)

Essendon FCVerified account ‏@EssendonFC

Either @brendongoddard9 has a really good impersonator, or he made it to Queensland. #DonTheSash

Hurley: Rasberry?! WTF!

The ol' Breakfast BJ Hooker.

That would be “The Ol’ Hooker BJ Breakfast” … No?

No late changes. Fantasia sub.

Its hot and a bit humid up here. Pretty much perfect conditions for footy. If you cant get a kick today you shouldnt be playing AFL.

Quite a lot of bomber fans up here.

Actually just bumped into BJ at in Broadbeach. He and Hooker were having breakfast. Hooker is keen to kick a few goals.

Did you get pointed and yelled at?


He thanked me demonstratively when I wished him luck today.
what about his demeanor?
How could you forget the biggest change:

Out: Hird

Suffering from knife wound to back …seems to be from a little individual.

The ol' Breakfast BJ Hooker.

Not enough getting of coats IIT.

The ol’ Breakfast BJ Hooker.

Anyone go to the members’ function last night?

Actually just bumped into BJ at in Broadbeach. Me andHooker were having breakfast. Hooker is keen to kick a few goals.

One word changes everything…

Actually just bumped into BJ at in Broadbeach. He and Hooker were having breakfast. Hooker is keen to kick a few goals.

Did you get pointed and yelled at?

Glad this game is 'away'. Not sure what the crowd would have been like if in Melbourne. Next games against Pies and Tigers... so crowds will be ok.

Think that might have been factored into the timing of things.

Actually just bumped into BJ at in Broadbeach. He and Hooker were having breakfast. Hooker is keen to kick a few goals.

Was he having Kale for breakfast…I’ll get me coat…

Can’t be Goddard. Not pointing at enough stuff.

Glad this game is ‘away’. Not sure what the crowd would have been like if in Melbourne. Next games against Pies and Tigers… so crowds will be ok.

- Red licorice on a day like today? You insensitive prick.

  • How did Damien Barrett get in there?
Didn't know where to post, but ■■■■ i hate Damian Barrett! Such a wanker.

You should have started a new thread.

And got it pinned.

SWWNBN Headline tomorrow

Entire Essendon team has boarded a plane to leave Essendon asap

Goddard missed the plane? WTF.
Don't believe anything you read.