Things you've never tried

[Albert_Thurgood]

From reports: the world’s best bourbon: Pappy van Winkle. (It sounds funny, but it’s real).

(Unlike Dingus’ fantasy above)

[dingus]

Yes, totally not a real thing I’ve done.

[Albert_Thurgood]

Yes. I assume that’s why you posted that in this thread about things you’ve never done.

[theDJR]

@dingus

Fellating an ivory statue of Elon Musk while riding a gnu through the backstreets of Sunshine, tended to by a pair of Dutch conjoined twins (both named Graham) wearing porkpie hats.

It was actually a zebra, right?

[dingus]

That is certainly why I have put it in here, thank you for confirming.

[scotty21]

Recited the pledge of allegiance while giving a reach around to a spider monkey.

[Go_Team_2.0]

@dingus

Fellating an ivory statue of Elon Musk while riding a gnu through the backstreets of Sunshine, tended to by a pair of Dutch conjoined twins (both named Graham) wearing porkpie hats.

It’s overrated

[dingus]

Agreed. I don’t care if it’s an “up and coming” suburb.

[dingus]

@scotty21

Recited the pledge of allegiance while giving a reach around to a spider monkey.

*Drink

[scotty21]

Given a giraffe a full body hot oil massage while singing we didn’t start the fire.

[frosty]

@dingus

Fellating an ivory statue of Elon Musk while riding a gnu through the backstreets of Sunshine, tended to by a pair of Dutch conjoined twins (both named Graham) wearing porkpie hats.

Dingus goes through the list, done that, done that…done that…oh here’s something I haven’t done.

[MattPocock18]

Not barracking for Essendon.

[Doggatron]

Ive never understood blokes who love getting into fights. I just can not grasp the attraction. Some blokes just love fist fighting. This is completely alien to me.

I have never in my life engaged in a fist fight.

[Houli_Dooli]

sky diving or bunjee jumping.

I probably would do it if went to NZ.

Have done para sailing in ibiza.

[Sweet16]

Having a beer at a legal age watching Essendon win a final.

[Chris_1993]

Smart man.

I’ve always tried to avoid them but fkn ■■■■■■■■ mates made that impossible at highschool. Being snotted fkn hurts. Do not recommend.

[alex.f.94]

@Sweet16

Having a beer at a legal age watching Essendon win a final.

this hurts

[Albert_Thurgood]

Not as much as the next milestone: Essendon not winning a final until after you are too old or not with us any more to have a beer

[tinhillterror]

@scotty21

Smashed Avo

And @swoodley next you’ll be saying you don’t own a puffer jacket?

[swoodley]

Yep…that’s the truth…no puffer jacket for me