Things you've never tried

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Masturbation.

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Since my last post, I have now tried it 6 times.

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LOL!

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Wanker.

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You’ve never tried a Wanker?

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Apparently I can be a wanker without trying. Does that count?

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47

Never tried supporting a successful AFL club.

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Eating a souvlaki with a B grade celebrity whilst bungee jumping into a volcano, wearing nothing but budgie smugglers.

Couldn’t think of anything else I hadn’t done.

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Carlton Draught in a can. Always been off the tap or a stubby.

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It’s better, for some reason.

I mean, it’s still draught, but it’s better.

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I ate sashimi for the first time in my life last week.

It was all right… I wouldn’t say I’d go out of my way to eat it regularly, but it was mostly inoffensive.

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All but the pork pie hats, right?

Something to work towards, anyway.

Just saw @theDJR at post 23… beaten by about 30 posts…

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Didn’t like it. Weird taste on toast.

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Try it on celery

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Try it with jam in conjunction with the peanut butter.

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56

Celery goes from 0 to Hero with peanut butter

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57

Also, peanut butter on toast is way too dry.
Seriously, if you don’t have a beverage at the ready, choking is a real option.

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GET OUT!

My weekend morning ritual is toast and peanut butter with a little bit of honey, accompanied with a good cup of coffee.

Even better when you use one of the fancy mixed spreads.

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What is this madness?

Peanut butter on toast is awesome…

Do you only eat that $10 peanut butter that is made from only the fanciest peanuts or something, and only is “super crunchy” format? That stuff gets dryer (If you haven’t stirred it up to get the oil distribution throughout)? Otherwise I’ve never had an issue.

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Yer, I’ve probably only used the 100% Natural Peanut Butter.
Clearly less oil content (only natural nut oils), therefore dryer.

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