Pretty sure if you were at THE Royal you would be pawing jugs not pouring them
Head down Chauvinist St, turn left at Misogynist way, then a right at Desperate Dve and about halfway down take another right into Yobbo Rd, ⌠you canât miss it.
WOB had a perfectly valid explanation about THE ROYAL when questioned by Mrs dingus.
âWhy would you want to go thereâ?
âBecause thereâs tittsâ.
Which turned into a half a hour grilling of why Id want a topless to serve me alcohol until I said to her âsee that woman over there? She has a nice set, do you agree?â Which I got a reply of âyesâ
So, if you were a guy, would you like to see them?
âYeah, I guessâ
Case. Closed
Currently in hiding from Spurs fans.
Fair comments, but so many women seem unable to appreciate them.
Thatâs not my experience.
And yet some seem to obsess relentlessly over their own.
In fairness so would o if I had them. Probably never leave the house.
He he⌠Boobies.
Oh and BTW, the real Royal is in Upper Ferntree Gully.

Out - THE ROYAL
In - THE VIC
THIS! cya Sunday
WOB you are a shifty voyeur. Fancy asking your wife, if you were a bloke etc, etc. Very good technique.
Is that why all you fellaâs go to the Royal? Itâs not about the pokies, its all about the lookies?
Not my experience either, Deckham?
Prime position for what could be a perfectly good joint so itâs a pity itâs such a tip. Decent venues few and far between around these parts.
some of the staff in the pub tab bar just refuse to speak to customers. I donât want them to be my friends but a simple âgâdayâ or âthankâ wouldnât go astray.
The one near woodlands park is the linc.
I prefer to just go to the Sporting globe in Moonee Ponds
used to be a pub next door to woodlands park. it was called the Grand, before that De Marcoâs, and before that it was John Colemanâs Essendon Hotel.
I think the Grand has been turned into apartments. I thought the Grand was in Mount Rd, right near the roundabout where Lincoln Rd and Keilor Rd meet Mount Rd.
The Grand was where James and Tania met
The one on mt road burnt down years back. Forgot its name.
Itâs not near Woodland park, itâs near Lincoln Park.