This briefcase, and this haircut.
Baking chocolate often has vanilla in it but doesn’t have to.
And they all got diarrhoea in the truck on the way home?
That’s brilliant, never knew that
On the back of the truck. I was a karnt of a boss apparently.
He preferred to be called “Grimey”.
I always call the bridge at the end of Flinders Street/Wurundjeri Way round to Montague Street the Frank Grimes Bridge. May not be technically correct but it’s a perfectly cromulent name.
Yes, the headline is literal.
MIL not doing well so bought he this cod pressed juice from woolworths to help with hydration.
The flavour is raspberry beret. I check the ingredients, ingredients are good. Ask my wife, why “beret”? She gives me a funny look and says “serious?”.
I’m like, well I know what a beret is but what is Raspberry beret? She still looks at me thinking Im joking. I asked, what makes it like a beret.
Brings up a YouTube video
Me: “oh, that’s what Prince is singing”
(This could also go in Secret Shame)
I was watching a Youtube train video last night (Euston to Watford) and as they went through Harrow and Wealdstone, they talked about a massive train accident there, 112 dead, the worst peacetime train disaster in Britain.
It happened on my day of birth, so it seems that I myself am worth 112 Poms.
Fark AN, that absolutely undervalues you.
Today I learned that there were trains when Noonan was born
Gone With The Wind and Wizard of Oz had the same director.
Was that the same wind that carried Dorothy and Toto away?
It probably was!
It inspired the Sharknado series as well.
TIL about Null Island. Fascinating!
Null Island is a fictional island located in the Atlantic Ocean at 0°N 0°E, where the Equator and Prime Meridian intersect. It is not a real land mass but a common mapping software placeholder used to identify geographic data errors, often appearing in databases when location coordinates are missing or set to zero.
Part of me hates this.
Null is a state, not an island.
Capers are neither fruit or vegetable. They’re an unopened flower bud.
Maybe more flower buds would be delicious brined or pickled?