Trade Talk 2019 Pt2

OK, I find this trading picks and players, etc, very confusing, but am going to give it my best shot to work this out.

First take a shot of vodka to clear the head. The blues trade 9 & 43, for Papley, and throw in a reserves players to sweeten the deal. Deal done.

Take another 2 shots of vodka, to get down to nitty gritty. Sydney then offer 5, 9 and Sam Reid to Essendon, who tell them to go to hell. Deal not done.

Take another 2 shots… where was I. Yes, so Carlton offer something up for Jack Martin and they somehow get him, no idea how. Ryder goes to St Kilda. Both deals done.

OK another 2 shots… Fitzroy weigh in and offer Bernie Quinlan in exchange for Daniher, think Terry is his name, but are knocked back again, which upsets Robert Walls to the surprise of absolutely nobody.

Throw away the shot glass, take a swig from the bottle. Some Bruce ( I think Lee) gets traded to Footscray to play with Hawkins. Deal gets done.

Throw the empty bottle at Tom Browne’s head on TV. TV is stuffed… dammit I am hitting the pub.

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Who gets Ricky Dyson and a third rounder?

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I would look it up on the TV, but some idiot smashed it. Bastards…

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The trade whisperer is Sam McClure right?

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Smart. Always ask for little at the start and then demand more. ■■■■ them

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And then when they accept that say fk off and make Florent ■■■■■■ off for being shopped around that he walks to the draft next year.

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I don’t recall Dodoro ever demanding only 2x 1st round picks.

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That’s a fake account that regulary mocks Essendon. Also sells “merch” to suckers to make cash.

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That sycophant would be great for trade radio…

So it IS Sam McClure.

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Do we need more mids though?

We do if they are quick

Nobody has ever had too many mids.
Edit: nobody has ever had too many good mids

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Nope. JD changing his mind would.

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I think we should request that Zac Foot be part of any Daniher trade. @Heather_Mills would be delighted.

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No idea who it is and no care. It’s just an rsole that hides behind anonymity and relies on riling Essendon fans for it’s attention seeking neurosis. Also note that it pulls a name that had already been thrown up by others, embellishes the tale with unprovable emotive trash such as “heated exchange” and generates some more controversy.

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I was looking at how to get back into the first round…hmmm…

Most obvious path to me is if the Brad Hill trade comes alive again…because STK have pick 18 that they will have to relinquish in one of their deals…and on the other side of the Brad Hill trade, you have Fremantle who will appreciate points for Henry…if Essendon gets involved to lubricate STK’s trades, their might be a chance of swapping 31+33 for 18 (with minor adjustments).

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Freo already have 22

they would need to get rid of that for it to work. cant see it working.

also saints need 18 for other trades

Wanderlust, I thought we asked you not to post that mentally challenged loon and his fake tweets.

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