Well, I’ve dropped the car at the mechanics and im here to kill some time. (Sitting outside the cafe if anyone wants a blitz meet up)
You may get my very poorly condensed version of a training report.
Well, I’ve dropped the car at the mechanics and im here to kill some time. (Sitting outside the cafe if anyone wants a blitz meet up)
You may get my very poorly condensed version of a training report.
If Nackers was here he could teach me to training report
Thread on par so far
Players look a bit flat. Making no impression. Barely sighted.
This is a disappointing training report.
Quiet you
Already more here than a North home game.
Latte, Cappuccino or Macchiato?
Ham & Cheese croissant, or plain?
Coffee is ■■■■■■■ gross.
Pot of English Breakfast please
Club is farked! Sack the lot of them
ANNOUNCE MEDIA TURNING UP
Never have I been as disappointed with you as I am right now.
Nonetheless, I have a message I’d like you to relay to the players…
Tell them to go hound Clakko until his brain explodes
my man! coffee haters unite!
ANNOUNCE DOOF DOOF TRAINING MUSIC
Just abit of a warm up kick 2 kick at the min.
Good energy amongst the group
All behind the fence, doing lie on ball in last five seconds practice.
Edit: ahh, Clone Hirdy nailed the joke already and then some