Training Notes: Wednesday 13th February

At night. With sprinklers on. Naked.
In my professional opinion.

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Great to hear some of our players are going well but is anyone else slightly worried about the emerging non-linearity of the space-time continuum around Tullamarine? Particularly what this might mean for away games vis-vis public transport scheduling.

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I’m pretty confident it’s accurate, it would all be identical to the MCG

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Then look out! I knew Shiel had a long kick but it looks like Clarke if very comfortable from outside 50.

Great report, Deckham. Thank you very much.

Deck did mention a fair wind… possibly helping it along.

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Wouldn’t they spontaneously combust?

Saad’s beard is looking quite obese.

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Everything would be spontaneous if time stands still.

Although you never hear of anyone spontaneously petering out or sublimating.

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Could say it’s phat

Saad looks very comfortable outside 50 on the BMI scale.

Thank you Deckham… terrific report.

It’s doing a lot of work covering those 2 extra chins.

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Didn’t McGrath say in his interview that they have a 4 day weekend this weekend? So that means they’ll have Friday or Monday or both off.

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It’s been a good preseason, I have plenty of panic dollars still in the bank.

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Does @Jake_Brady_10 work in the bomber shop or something? There seems to be an endless stream of players coming into wherever he works. And those that don’t, seem to frequent the nightspots he goes to on a very regular basis.

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Seeing Big Joe leading and marking strongly was very pleasing.

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Revs?

The new high-tech vehicular mounted OLED monitor came in handy for kick out training.

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Dry those tears, Nino.

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