Training report - 19 January 2021

[Clone_Hirdy]

@stir_fried_ewok

PART 2

The lights were dimmed to a flicker of a firefly’s last breath. A young woman in a robe shyly moved to the front but @jackie_mihocek knew who it was from the sway of her hips and the elegance of her strut.
Tiffany had returned from her spiritual home in the mountains where she retreated despite his confession of undying love for her second only to his footy team.
As the music stepped up from work out to break out she threw off her robe and showed off her latest breakdance steps, synched perfectly with 44 footy players behind her who now had finally mastered their new game plan. Jackie was overjoyed. The two things he loves most in life, Tiff and the bombers now working as one. They had found their purpose, and so had he.

My wife’s up for the best 30 seconds of her life later!

[Heffsgirl]

I enjoy @Crazy_Bomber calling us gone after selections.

[theDJR]

Oi @stir_fried_ewok: 32 likes achieved. Don’t be slower than @nackers.

[stir_fried_ewok]

Clearly @theDJR, you weren’t impressed with the new erotic novel format for training reports even though we know that @Clone_Hirdy and his mrs quite like it. If you want something more specifically focused on football obviously I don’t know anything about that so I can’t really help.

32 likes was quite impressive though