Training report - Monday 15 February 2021

[theDJR]

@AD_Don

Or for your endless support for Jay Nash.

And by endless we mean:

What's your funniest Essendon story

That game at Port Melbourne Oval where Jay “silent non-achiever” Nash was destroying Shane “waaaaah” Harvey. Jay had kicked a couple goals from the midfield while playing against Shane (prompting much singing of “heeeeeeey hey Harvey, ooh ahh, I wanna knoooooow… did you see that goal?”) Anyway, Jay comes off the bench and I naturally yell “go to full forward!” – and he turns ninety degrees and does so! He ran twenty metres before wondering who the hell said that and why ten people on the bounda…