Training report - Monday 15 February 2021

[Clone_Hirdy]

Never beat the coach…never!

[theDJR]

I don’t get enough credit for that time I said ol’ Grimley was on fire and Hawforn had been nuts to let him go.

[Clone_Hirdy]

That’s because you “left” Blitz!

[AD_Don]

Or for your endless support for Jay Nash.

[frosty]

@theDJR

I don’t get enough credit for that time I said ol’ Grimley was on fire and Hawforn had been nuts to let him go.

What’s a Grimley? Sounds like a Harry Potter location.

[theDJR]

@AD_Don

Or for your endless support for Jay Nash.

And by endless we mean:

What's your funniest Essendon story

That game at Port Melbourne Oval where Jay “silent non-achiever” Nash was destroying Shane “waaaaah” Harvey. Jay had kicked a couple goals from the midfield while playing against Shane (prompting much singing of “heeeeeeey hey Harvey, ooh ahh, I wanna knoooooow… did you see that goal?”) Anyway, Jay comes off the bench and I naturally yell “go to full forward!” – and he turns ninety degrees and does so! He ran twenty metres before wondering who the hell said that and why ten people on the bounda…

[stir_fried_ewok]

@nackers

Just to test the theory…

I was going to have a muffin with bacon, egg and cheese only to discover that I was out of both eggs and muffins. This lockdown has really led to some laziness in the culinary stocking department.

After some soul searching I finally made do with a toasted hamburger bun topped with thickly sliced smoked ham and tasty cheese, then popped in the grill until it melted. It was OK but I think the bun could have been a little fresher.

Thanks for asking.

I put a like on this post because I was able to crack @nackers (crack nackers ) code ie

eggs = tall forwards
muffins = small forwards
lockdown = drafting
soul searching and making do = playing 2020 backs forward and 2020 forwards back
fresh buns = sheed’s advice to truck

it makes a lot of sense when you crack the code.

[theDJR]

So bacon just means bacon, and cheese just means cheese?

Kinky.

[stir_fried_ewok]

More importantly there was a complete lack of vegetables in both recipes and we all know what that means.

[Bomb_Doe]

@Bomb_Doe

@nackers could tell us what he had for breakfast and rack up a lazy 80+ likes. He is in the zone, and deservedly so.

actually @nackers… best you stick to your training reports

[premature_rookie_ele]

I went once and made it on a BomberTV clip. Sign me up.

[nackers]

Plenty of time left to hit my 80+ target - currently 26 with a bullet!

[Humbert_Humbert]

@dons23

@ivan

Training watcher Hall of fame:

@sandbelt (iirc)
@jackie_mihocek
@karmabomber
@nackers

Competition for the next spot available on this coveted list is hoting up

I reckon @CJohns is worthy of a place on that list as well.

And Matt Pocock.

[Wanderlust]

Didn’t know where else to post this. Training thread seemed good enough

Jon Ralph (RalphyHeraldSun)

[Alan_Noonan_10]

@theDJR

@AD_Don

@Alan_Noonan_10
patience and good humour

Why can’t you keep your lies even vaguely plausible?

Damn right…patience and good humour are for the likes of @Koala, not me.

My best one was when @Bomb_Doe , your_team and Dunlop stood together at the fence, and some smartarse near me asked what the other 4 dwarves were doing that day.

[Finding_Nino]

Who’s this guy that’s training with the VFL squad?

[Bomb_Doe]

No doubt said in Latin.

[Tippa-the-Iceberg]

It’s that guy from die hard.
One of the baddies.

[Boris_Bomber]

Maybe going for the Corney John’s early years look?

[Rom]

Blame it on the Rain…

Sorry.