Is BLTN the dentist?
It was true.
But hereās a story for you:
A long time ago, in a land far far away, when I was approximately 9 years old, my father persuaded my elder sister and I to take part in a TV young talent show. He made us practice for many months. My sister played the guitar, and I played theā¦tamborine.
The day arrived, and we were on, recorded national TV. The song we were doing? My Friend the Wind. My sister wore a very long brown dress with pink flowers embroidered on it, while I was styled with green cords, an orange & white checkered shirt, and an orange & white checkered tie - so as to match.
I didnāt know the words then, and till this day I do not - I have no idea what the hell I was singing.
We didnāt win - we may have placed top three, but to be honest, I canāt remember, and try and wipe this memory from my mind.
Ask away.
Iām gonna say true, because I want it to be.
Thatās way too sad not to be true.
Iāve got horrible images of a leprechaun costume.
Has to be true
Did you have to pause for a meeting?
3 x True
0 x False
Gunna have to say true too. That shirt and tie smacks of 70s which you cannot make up what we wore back then.
4 True, 0 Falseā¦
FALSE, ācause.
I can imagine a parent bullying his children into appearing on a talent show. Why? Because my parent tried it on with me.
TRUE
False.
You DO remember the words and they haunt you daily.
āiāll sing the word of the sing or the thing of the allumu, rich as the thing like the one of the pallamuā¦ā
Thatās what I remember.
True, way to specific not to be. Surely? Or maybe youāre just super creative.
Iām calling your bluffā¦false. Final answer
The Trues have it.
And they are correct.
Farkin Demis Rousosā¦
OK ā¦ Iāll have a dip fwiw.
In the oddball style that is āWould I lie to youā then ā¦
So this is John (cue normal 15yo long blonde haired friend of same age, corduroy and socks and sandals wearing surfing dude)
John and I (I wasnāt particularly good btw) used to go surfing together, often down at Phillip Island when we could hitch a lift and sometimes for a dare weād surf until dark, and when mutton birds would begin to bomb us. Thinking we were some sort of weird fish I suppose but eventually causing us to call it a night. We did this a few times until one evening John saw in the dim light a shark fin behind me, yelled āsharkā and bolted. I froze, lifted everything out of the water for a few minutes ā¦ freaked out then caught a rubbish wave and rode it close to shore and escaped like I was in a Jaws movie.
John has always said and boasted that he saved my life that night !!
True or False
I think thatās a true story. Could also be from a movie though. True
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So this is John (cue normal 15yo long blonde haired friend of same age, corduroy and socks and sandals wearing surfing dude)
Hi John here, now why would I ever stoop to a fashion crime like corduroy?