US politics - cooked

Lmfao.

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I…um…ah…words can’t…
If his supporters are dumb enough to fall for this, there’s no saving them.
Wall off Florida, Arkansas, Alabama, South Carolina, Kentucky and parts of Texas. Let em live in their own fantasy land. The US would be instantly better

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Sadly he’ll make millions out of this.

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Is this a parody?

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Then fill it with bleach.

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Rudy’s running hair dye, and the outright hilariously stubborn shambles that was the Four Season’s Landscaping presser, remains the iconic summation of the American political environment in my mind.

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Can we take a moment to thank whoever it was at that Landscaping Business that took the booking for that press conference. Normally, someone would have pushed back and said ā€œthat’s not really something we would do hereā€, but they remained calm and said ā€œyeah sure, when would you like it booked? Looks like we have a heap of availabiliy so you’re in luckā€

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Yep, an absolutely inspired piece of impromptu exploitation of the situation, lol.

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Has anyone done the chemical Ali card yet?

Borat sting was next level though. I think even they were put off by how far it actually went.

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Culminating in this wonderful piece of comedy during hearings over the Michigan election.

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Something something about fools and money being soon parted…

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If someone unpacks their lunch in your presence, you don’t just pretend you didn’t realise what the noise was. You get up, mutter in an outraged fashion ā€œJeezus wept, what have you been eating? I think a rat crawled up your blurter and diedā€, and wave the air frenziedly.

Well, that’s what people do to me anyway.

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Rudy is the rat that crawls up the blurter and slowly rots. It’s confronting.

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Ah Elon, another child who never grew up, got rich, and now takes out all his insecurities on whoever he can. Banning journalists.

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LMFAO this is beyond parody, satire, whatever have you.

But her emails. But his laptop.

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