VFLW - practice match 3 vs Norf - 11am Saturday 2 May 2026 @ Arden Street

I’ll be throwing boomerangs in Brisbane this week, so one of you bastards better report.

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Now we see where your priorities really lie. :frowning:

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Wait till you see how I ruin my run of 67 (official) games in a row later this year when I’ll be throwing boomerangs in Indonesia (and then chasing Komodo dragons and orangutans, and climbing volcanoes).

They better not win a second premiership while I’m away.
















Oh, OK, win the bloody premiership.

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I still don’t know who we are playing, but one of our trainers is going to Brisbane too…

Since you will struggle to read this, Norf 11am at Arden Street.

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At least we face one good team in the pre-season to get a better idea of where we stand.

Unfortunately we are copping them with a new coach debuting “mid-season”.

It’s farking windy in Brisbane.

Did well in Fast Catch, horribly in Endurance.

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This is the only outcome I’ve seen:

There are a bunch of videos and photos up.

Yes, I remain annoyed they didn’t find a way to get the “J” in.

Grant wins for the fourth time in a row, and will be captain at the World Cup in Indonesia.

The team has ten Australian Championship wins between them… and possibly The GOAT of the world as a top-up.

(Takeshi came second this weekend, but will throw for Japan :slightly_frowning_face:)



P.S. If you google “GOAT of boomerang throwing”, the AI summary has ~15 errors.

P.P.S. To be marginally fair, it appears to be largely relying on a (presumed) AI-written article.

On that other thing: Albrecht and Plummer returned. Bateman played.

Elsewhere:

  • Darebin 5.4.34 lost to Dogs 6.2.38
  • (Darebin previously beat Casey and got smashed by our reserves)
  • Port beats Pies 47-40 (completes the triangle: Pies easily beat Willy, but Willy beat Port)
  • Willy beat Hawks 59-30
  • Sandy beat Casey 65-26

Our game? No one ■■■■■■■ knows.

It was a “tough result”, per Chaston interview.