VFLW - Round 14 vs Dogs @ Windy Hill, 11am Sat 1 July 2023

FCFC 81-14 vs Darebin.

To see whether we get a home final or not… starting now. Has commentary… carn Norf!!!

It’s urinating down at Arden Street.

Ump gifts the Pies a goal via a fifty.

Sargent and DeMatteeeeeeeooooooo need to do the right thing by us today.

Dojiok has gone with white hair.

Norf have their first decent thrust forward after 10 minutes… on the full.

P.S. A draw is not a good result, as the Pies’ percentage is much better than ours.

Clunk them, Paterno…

We got a dead Pie (head clash???) but when their corpse is removed Norf are going to have a set shot from twenty out.

Ump says no, gives it to Collingwood.

Paterno drops again… Norf have otherwise controlled it since the ten minute mark, and got nothing from it.

Quarter time:

Norf 0
Pies 1
Ump 6 (for the Pies)

Dojiok big mark and just about broke her hip doing so. Just misses.

0-8 Norf trail

Norf give a goal assist to the Pies, kicking it forward to their free player.

FFS.

0-14

Felicity Theodore a great front-and-centre… but misses.

1-14

Da fuq was that? Field ump runs in from a mile away to over-ride the boundary ump right there.

Paid on-the-full for the Pies, and they escape the back pocket.

GET STUFFED NORF!

Huge 50m penalty, and they miss from twenty out.

2-14

Come onnnnnnnnn…

Felicity bursts free, hits the post from 20 out.

3-14

Megs loves a goal.

Hell, she loves everything. She’s awesome.

Norf trail 3-16 at half time. Pies are the better team today, but all that separates them is the ability to convert chances.

On the Fantasy Point scale, Sarah Skinner was best today (88 from 20 disposals, 8 tackles, 6 clearances).

THE SONG.

https://twitter.com/essendonvflw/status/1674980155775922176

Mia kicks the goal to get us in front. Wind was strong from right to left, and she exactly what she was doing.

https://twitter.com/essendonvflw/status/1674992844027867137