Wanga Wednesday 15/12/21

GF: I’m tired. I’m going to bed.
Me: Okay. I’m going to stay up for another 3-4 hours, in the dark, waiting for the Nackers report.
GF: Why don’t you come to bed with me??
Me: What are you deaf?? I’ve got an evening planned.

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we want daily updates on the grass

How I feel when I read Saladin training reports

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TBF, that’s your reaction to most things.

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@saladin whens chapter 2 of the training picture book release?

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@nackers will post today’s training report in three weeks minus one day.

Clever.

I would like Mr @nackers to write a training report outlining the positives and negatives of his observations on club training today.

Did I do it right?

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I guess. If you’re a noob.

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There are approximately 2 Venusian days to a Venusian year.

How can I trust the information in this training report, when simple facts like this are misrepresented!?

Oh,

And thanks for the incredible report!

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As @nackers’ weary head hits the pillow he has this nagging thought that he forgot to do something.

As he lies there thinking what it could be he drifts off to a deep sound sleep.

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I haven’t really paid too much attention but what position best suits Fejo Jr and Tex? They’re not small forwards are they?

@THE_DON1 ?
@benfti ?

Tex is, Fejo is more a wing HFF

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Fejo Jr has mostly played wing/half back this year and Tex played Half forward and mid last year in practise matches before Covid

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is Nackers going to start a Patreon?

or even an OnlyFans?

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Its that time of the year where we read about the off season reports about the off season reporters.

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Sadly feel we will miss finals and be subject to taunting yet again.
The double ups basically see to that themselves

I want a detailed moulin rouge report.

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nackers is just pretending he has “life” and “job”

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I was there today and am waiting up for Nackers’s training report before i go to sleep.
I was literally watching training but still need his wisdom to validate my thoughts.

For what it’s worth, i noticed the following (FYI - this was my 4th session this preseason):

  • Frank looks really mobile and super aggressive. Was crashing packs today but also kicking goals and working hard to make an option. I feel like i’ve seen this all before and then he has had a breakdown, but it’s good signs.

  • Shiel and Smith looking fu^king ready to go. They’ve both been everywhere in match sim. Feels like they both feel like they have a point to prove. I think we all forget the pedigree, particularly Dylan has. I really hope they stay fit.

  • Durham is playing round 1 in the guts. He’s a great build, fearless and has great skills. Towers above Hobbs if you’re looking for a comparison height wise.

Hopefully they all stay fit leading into the start of the season.

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