GF: I’m tired. I’m going to bed.
Me: Okay. I’m going to stay up for another 3-4 hours, in the dark, waiting for the Nackers report.
GF: Why don’t you come to bed with me??
Me: What are you deaf?? I’ve got an evening planned.
we want daily updates on the grass
How I feel when I read Saladin training reports
TBF, that’s your reaction to most things.
I would like Mr @nackers to write a training report outlining the positives and negatives of his observations on club training today.
Did I do it right?
I guess. If you’re a noob.
There are approximately 2 Venusian days to a Venusian year.
How can I trust the information in this training report, when simple facts like this are misrepresented!?
Oh,
And thanks for the incredible report!
As @nackers’ weary head hits the pillow he has this nagging thought that he forgot to do something.
As he lies there thinking what it could be he drifts off to a deep sound sleep.
I haven’t really paid too much attention but what position best suits Fejo Jr and Tex? They’re not small forwards are they?
Tex is, Fejo is more a wing HFF
Fejo Jr has mostly played wing/half back this year and Tex played Half forward and mid last year in practise matches before Covid
is Nackers going to start a Patreon?
or even an OnlyFans?
Its that time of the year where we read about the off season reports about the off season reporters.
Sadly feel we will miss finals and be subject to taunting yet again.
The double ups basically see to that themselves
I want a detailed moulin rouge report.
nackers is just pretending he has “life” and “job”
I was there today and am waiting up for Nackers’s training report before i go to sleep.
I was literally watching training but still need his wisdom to validate my thoughts.
For what it’s worth, i noticed the following (FYI - this was my 4th session this preseason):
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Frank looks really mobile and super aggressive. Was crashing packs today but also kicking goals and working hard to make an option. I feel like i’ve seen this all before and then he has had a breakdown, but it’s good signs.
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Shiel and Smith looking fu^king ready to go. They’ve both been everywhere in match sim. Feels like they both feel like they have a point to prove. I think we all forget the pedigree, particularly Dylan has. I really hope they stay fit.
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Durham is playing round 1 in the guts. He’s a great build, fearless and has great skills. Towers above Hobbs if you’re looking for a comparison height wise.
Hopefully they all stay fit leading into the start of the season.