Welcome to Essendon - Dan Jordan

Uses cantonese proverbs for half time pep talks like;
“the success to your wellbeing is the wellbeing to your success”

Always has a timtam with his coffee.

From what i can gather, Dan Jordan is a VFL development coach who was designated to present the Rising Star to Walla. Someone said Dan Jordan to Tiffany in her earpiece and she announced him as the Rising Star by accident, instead of Walla. Embarrassing, but makes a good gag thread.

Yeah, she didn’t introduce him to present the award. The person in her earpiece was saying “Dan Jordan, Dan Jordan” as in don’t forget to introduce him and she blurted it out.

Poor Tiffy

Hearing of a complicated 5 way trade involving Prestia, O’Meara, Lobb, Reiwoldt and Dan Jordan plus a swap of late picks.

Hearing of a complicated 5 way trade involving Prestia, O'Meara, Lobb, Reiwoldt and Dan Jordan plus a swap of late picks.
Be careful of those voices in your head.

who is he?

who is he?

Watch the Crichton Rising Star Award Video. Can’t believe you haven’t been on his wagon all year!!

He’s done nothing. I’d trade him for Ricky Mott, especially if Smack doesn’t come up.

He found the needle in the haystack

Uses cantonese proverbs for half time pep talks like; "the success to your wellbeing is the wellbeing to your success"

Whats this about Weitering?

Wears his hat the usual way and gets rid of the flogging sticker!

Gets more than 4 wears out of his jocks and socks to ward off superstitious occurrences.