Welcome to Essendon - Dan Jordan

I went through uni with him (Bachelor of Education)… Handy for a footy coach… Top bloke!

didn’t let asada know of his whereabouts this morning, will have to sit out next year.

That’s a shame. Plays tall.

Marks at the highest point

Runs above the ground.

Plays like Tippa

Tips like a player

I heard he missed all his drug testing this year though

essendonfc.com.au/video/2016-05-30/btv-rd8-vfl-update-with-dan-jordan-may-30-2016

Can we package him up with a third rounder for O’Meara?

Showers with his shorts on.

I’m still trying to work out this Dan Jordan?? Who is he??

Is this a joke from the Crichton medal?

Context: http://www.essendonfc.com.au/video/2016-08-31/btv-rising-star-2016-crichton-medal

She was so ■■■■■■ off.

From what i can gather, Dan Jordan is a VFL development coach who was designated to present the Rising Star to Walla.
Someone said Dan Jordan to Tiffany in her earpiece and she announced him as the Rising Star by accident, instead of Walla.
Embarrassing, but makes a good gag thread.

Bring back Tim.

Punches above and beyond everyones weight!

Show no regard for his bad body odur and lack of hygiene.

In every game I have seen him play he issues the umpires with a 50 metre penalty.