Welcome to Essendon - Dutton Automotive

That goes a lot better. The guernsey is still ■■■■■ though

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Looks like their target market is drug dealers, what’s that say about our fans.

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Seems only fitting that we are sponsored by a used car company

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It’s time to get on the gear.

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Sponsored by a front for the Liberal party. Fark. :face_vomiting:

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I didn’t realise the Duttons did cars. I thought they were more horse kind of people. The “Y” brand would look pretty awesome on the jumper.

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aberfeldie millionaires wanting debadged and illegally dark tinted mercedess c-classes

Players won’t want the branding that comes with it though…

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Nah, it goes on the players. So they can never ask to be traded to whichever interstate club is near the top of the ladder “to be closer to their family”.

Edit: Snap @RedandBlackPartisan

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Er… Who?

Also, when Dodoro offers delisted players a ride to the train station…

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I’m trying to figure out if this puts us a rung above or below the chocolate flavoured milk clubs

Below

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Lloyd likes a red and black jacket as well :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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you lactose?

I often wonder how the negotiations for these kind of dealings go.

Hey guys, fancy giving us millions to link your company name to our club? We don’t do on-field success, finals aren’t our go, but you’ll probably get in the headlines when we have our next scandal or saga. What do you say?

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No, it just always makes me giggle because it feels like an ultra budget sponsor.

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the amount of tradies throwing back oak/bigM/farmers union every morning, probably more dosh than amart.

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you know some sicko like bacchusfox is going to buy his newest polestar from them

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