I liked the team of Indian plumbers in NZ somewhere.
You’ve failed with the cowboys - now try the Indians.
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Im not sure where they are based but I saw a builders’ vehicle in Preston for Hammertime Constructions
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FKG Group always amuses me.
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Can confirm.
We’ve used them for some work. Good guys.
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Saw a builders sign on North Stradbroke. Permanent Erections Garanteed.
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I asked my two girls and to take their time, if it was just the two us of us going somewhere or doing something what do you think would be something that only we’d both enjoy?
Great question and love looking forward to their answers and what we end up doing.
One said the movies, the other said a holiday. I guess the holiday will come out of the others extra curriculum savings.
… but which two out of the three of you???
There’s an engine reconditioning place just West of the city here that promises “Best head jobs in town”.
It would already be funny, but when you factor in the brothel next door …
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One of my regular walking routes takes me past a house that has the neatest garden I’ve ever seen and today I discovered one of the owner’s secrets.
She was on her hands and knees using a pair of household scissors to trim the grass edges alongside the concrete driveway. Now that’s dedication! (Or something)
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Edgy!
She must have got that from EJ Whitten. One of Lou Richard’s brags led to him doing that for Ted’s lawn.
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I don’t get it. How is the missing ‘u’ part of the joke?
Was discussing my ageing knees with the 20 something PT at the gym this week…
“Have you heard if peptides? They speed up recovery and could be just what you need…you do feel like a bit of a junkie, with all the injections, but they’re worth a look…”
Too soon man…
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U U U .post must be 3 letters so here are 2 extras 
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Bank of Canada should be told what Australians made the Queen look like.
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Ah yes, the old $5 folding trick…
“Have you seen the Queen’s teeth?”
Forgot about that one…