Swingers parties seem very different these days…
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I went to a wife-swapping party once. It was wonderful! I swapped mine for a new lawn mower.
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Heather mills loves em.
Sure to get a leg over
After seeing what the Geelong AFLW skipper gets up to I’m thinking of buying a membership 
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News headline:
“Jason Donovan fights neighnour’s fire in underpants”
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? What does she get up to?
The craziness that some people get into over this Caramilk crap. Had one square of that stuff and it’s ■■■■■■ horrible.
Judging by the footage I’ve seen she enjoys Cats… A LOT!
Very uncomfortable to have a fire in your underpants.
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Jerry Lee Lewis wrote a song about it.
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Groucho Marx shot an elephant that got into his.
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https://www.fitforfooty.com.au/which-position-should-you-play/
Your ideal position is a
Small Crumbing Forward
You need to agile and strong while applying tackling pressure in order to trap the ball inside their offensive 50.
You need to be fast, explosive and clean with the ball.
Key attributes: Fast, strong, great tackling ability, clean with the ball (particularly below the knees) with clean skills and good awareness of where the goals are in relation to their position on the ground at a given time.
Fit For Footy reckons you could do that now?
I’ve seen pictures of you
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Josh Green put through FaceApp?
I would have thought bush league full forward.
The type where you don’t want to fill the hole
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I completed that survey and truthfully answered that I’m below average in every category.
Upon submission, the software suggested I contact a Mr. S. Silvagni.
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You must have also said that you couldn’t get a game at GWS.
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Then I’ve chosen the right thread?