Just walking through St Patricks. Came across a water feature with the inscription “Anyone who drinks the water l shall give will never go thirsty”, then just near the water feature is a sign warning “Recycled water. Do not drink” l thought it was funny, gives will never go thirsty a whole new meaning.
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That’s good stuff.
Almost as good as those notices outside the Immigration Museum. Surrounded in cyclone wire with KEEP OUT signs.
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NBN technician requiring someone who speaks english to be home. Yeah, don’t think that will be the issue buddy
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But what if you’re the only home?
I’ve always had a chuckle at signs saying something like “Can’t read? Contact us for free literacy lessons”.
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Upping the ante:
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It’s amazing how the meaning of blind or deaf is lost on some people.
Every single deaf person I know has been asked at least once if they could read braille.
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I think you’ll find that sign is a pisstake … 
The only reason that farts smell is so that the deaf don’t miss out.
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You’d be surprised.
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The pilot lounge is a cracker! 
Though I assume blind pilots have braille on their instrument panels.
gotta love a struggling mascot
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Just got asked if I had a laptop when I went to school.
Bless.
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I’d tell them I invented the first laptop
I told my daughter that when I was a kid my family was so poor we couldn’t afford the letter F. That was a fun gag for a couple of days.
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When she found out, did she tell you to uck off?
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It was pretty unny explaining all the words we didn’t have money or.
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