You can get pregnant from ■■■■ sex surely.
How else do you explain the Liberal National cabinet, Sky News, News Corp, IPA etc.
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Oh crap!
Just went out on the back deck to have a ciggie, and all I could hear, as it was so quiet, was a person playing Kenny Rogers “The Gambler” from two blocks away, its across the recreation ground and on the hill, I just started singing along, and yeah really amused me as not a car or any other sound the whole time
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Must have been late at night, I suppose you were both too tired to sleep.
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The series of (wrong number) messages on my phone when I turned it on this morning from an increasingly anxious Jason, whose car had broken down.
I hope that your boss Ken wasn’t too angry with you when you finally made it into work.
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Lol.
I get heaps of family photos intended for the previous person (an older woman) that had my phone number. It’s a work phone, so it goes with the job.
I’ve had all sorts of pics, the best yet is two older ladies outside a butcher shop pointing suggestively to a giant salami on display.
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Probably two of your Aunties 
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I had a wrong number text conversation with someone once where they kept asking how “the girls” were on the trip down to melbourne.
Anyway, turned out everyone was there for a funeral.
Not sure if that makes it funnier or not.
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One of my parents was once getting continual messages about drug activity, including a message with a picture of a bag of pingas. The messages stopped for a while, then recommenced in Italian, of all languages.
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Nothing better than changing contact names in someone’s phone.
Ask your mum for pingas, tell ole’ mate with the good hookups you love him.
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Looking very dapper there.
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Lol brotheeeerrrrr
Ahhh the smooth name makes so much sense now.
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