End of Cherry 
season 
Hate having to wait another 7 months for next year.
Appliances with a clock that donât have a battery backup.
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agree to a wage increase due to promotion.
first pay realise theyve mysteriously taken out a 10k p/a allowance.
response from HR âoh yeah, didnt we tell you that you wouldnt be getting that anymoreâ???
sheesh.
I thought youâre HR?
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Thatâs â â â â â â and if they mislead you try to get it back.
You wonât be getting that promotion every year. But your allowance would have been locked in
HR being dicked by HR⌠is there no honour among thieves???
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Yup, hr even tries to stiff itâs own tribe 
Theyâre evil
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Iâve made it very clear if they donât reinstate my allowance Iâll be spending 50% more time on blitz and 50% less time on work
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Anything cloud based is something you rent, not ownâŚ
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Is that due to power outages? I hate changing batteries, would rather reset a clock on power outage than forgeting to change batteries that leak.
Clubs that extend coaches contracts when their is no reason to 
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Yeah, I donât get it. What is the point?
Gâday Lordo
The best line I heard on this (and it was about our Instituteâs HR) was:
âThere is no humanity in Human Resourcesâ.
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Yeah, had a flicker this afternoon. So of course the oven and microwave need doing. Canât they put in those 2032 batteries or something?
Well you think a solar panel on the units front would do the job.
My tv remote has one. Never needs batteries just got to lay it face down.
Citylink only 80km/hr, by day. Isolated. Self regulates speed during peak hours. Multi-lane former âfreewayâ that transitions to the Calder Hwy 100km/hr (presumably because of the addition of shoulders).
Sunshine avenue, also 80km/hr, has bus stops, exit turns in both directions and a bicycle lane!
Make Citylink 100 24/7
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windows updates that give your computer a severe concussion
and that also cause the antimalware service executable to chew up your cpu and ram for 25 minutes. my brother in christ, you are the one who made changes to the system
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These stupid speed limits Victoria has in place are the nanniest thing a nanny state has done.
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These lower speed limits are popping up everywhere, as you probably know there are fairly long sections of the Princes Hwy out of Melbourne towards Drouin that are now 80 kph and various other main roads that now have 80 kph sections. The unintended (although obvious) consequence is that traffic is now being directed by Google onto minor roads as they now offer a shorter travel time.
It seems to me that a couple of serious accidents and a double fatality may have been caused by Google directing traffic onto an unofficial bypass and then back onto the main road and in the case of the highway two tourists died when they didnât see the semi coming on the highway (at an intersection with very good sight distance).
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