What’s in a name? That which we call essington by any other name would play as bad
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It is far easier for me to teach twenty what were right to be done, than be one of the twenty to follow mine own teaching.
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I’m quite happy I started this thread.
Frailty, thy name is Essington.
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This is glorious. Can someone please do a bit about umpires and a pound of flesh
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By the pricking of my thumbs, Some wicked umpiring this way comes.
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I was actually referring to Heff’s Girl’s quote. 
Although I was actually thinking of Henry V.
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It won’t make a lick of difference and you know it.
You’ll be posting from a gondola.
You’ll be posting whilst dipping Croissants in hot chocolate.
You’ll be posting whilst sunbathing in the Greek Islands.
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where is our tea lady?
did Shiel train with the main group?
how many goals will we flog carlton by?
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I don’t understand anything being said in this thread.
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Fixed
The common curse of Blitz, folly and ignorance.
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They sell the pasture to pay for the horse.
Get thee to a Preliminary
*Actually even an Elimination final will be fine.
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its gonna be a ■■■■■■ sunday squad announcement. heap of ins, just string dog out.
Have a wonderful time @Heffsgirl.
(I went this time last year, we came good, hope it works the same this year too)
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You lot are either very clever, well educated carnts or just carnts that googled the bard.
Either way I doff my hat to you all for giving me a few chuckles.
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To ride Fark Carltons pain I pray, and in rapture build upon it
and whence meads & Ales I’ve had my fill, in joyous strains peace sonnet.
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Full many a glorious match have I seen
Where we flatten the mountain-top teams with ease,
Kicking with golden grace, goals on the green,
Gliding with the football in heavenly alchemy.
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