This is the best thread we’ve had on blitz for a while
This post seems to be out of place though. Not sure what it’s about
Nearly as good as the Simpsons themed Where’s the Team Thread from a couple of years back. That was a ■■■■■■.
St Kilda errors in your favour. Collect Nick Hind
You have come runnerup in goal of the year receive $10
Your hospital fees are paid.
Go directly to Vulture Street.
You go round to support a injured mate and end up having a few drinks, then go on a bender and get caught by the cops without your pants, pay $200 or go directly to jail to sleep it off.
You went through the wrong door. Miss 4 turns.
just don’t combine the two
makes a mess on the car seat
You fail to get loud after essendon kicks goal #23. Collect J-Lo discography.
And no the Monopoly money is not valid for use at certain King St establishments for the blitz bachelors.
However Norf will accept them in a trade for Aaron Hall.
Your Membership Card still hasn’t arrived in the mail and it’s 3 days till Rd.1…MISS A TURN
The club emails you a barcode that gets you into the game, pay $10 for a cup of concrete.
EFA
Your bomberblitz password resets. PM mendozza or miss a turn.
You wear your Talk Hird to Me Tshirt and Bomberblitz cap to the BBBBQ. Get a like from each poster.
You complain about ANZAC day match being on ANZAC day. Go back 3 spaces.
Discover fireball.
Collect a little bit of water.