Who will our next coach be? (Part 1)

He has one of the best name of all time…Yzeir Yze.

I’ve only known him as Damien.

I’m concerned about the loss of young Bomber supporters due to our past 20 years of ignominy, but I’ve thought of a solution.

Looking outside the circle and appealing to our targeted audience, I’d like to put forward Jeff Fatt, the previous purple Wiggle now retired. You know, the one that always fell asleep… Same modus operandi as our last two coaches.

Hot potato, hot potato.

Ya heard it here first.

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There would be nothing better than the club back buzzing and Hirdy in charge. Worried about the sideshow though

Yes that’s right. His albanian birth name is what I mentioned. When I first heard it as a late teen in Werribee when Adem moved in across the street from my then GF, I thought it was very cool.
Adem was such a great footballer. Hope he gets his chance as a
Senior coach whether it’s with us or not. Will be able great to see the diversity as well as there’s not too many people of southern Mediterranean/Slavic origin that get senior roles in the AFL, outside of a notable few.

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Pretty sure 75% of Essendon supporters would want Hird back.

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Most of you antiHird supporters are just as bad as the media.

You all base your opinions on lies from the past, “Hird is the antichrist ruining the AFL”, “Hirdy can shove it up himself” etc.

Living in the past, move on. If Essendon don’t do due diligence by considering Hird we are cactus.

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Oh dear

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Don’t agree. While I love Hirdy, I don’t think he is what the club needs right now

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Embrace the cult charlatan, youre just a cupcake full of lies

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I want a ruthless hard edged coach from a successful era my choice
Matthew Scarlett Coach
Senior Assistant Brendan Sanderson
Blake Carcella (kept Midfield/stoppagest)
Defensive coach Ben Mathews (Sydney assistant)
Craig Jennings opposition and strategy coach
Brendan McCartney Head of Football /development

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Mercuri?
Bewick?
Peverill?

I just want someone external on the panel during the process in selecting our next coach

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Which one?

Whoever the new coach is, be ■■■■■■■ clear about what you want, defence first (I wouldn’t mind if we were boring as ■■■■ to watch next season, just stop the coast to coast goals against, seeing the opposition move the ball with ease through our “zones” and be tough in the contest), and if any of these ■■■■■■ don’t buy in a) don’t play them and b) delist or trade the ■■■■■!

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I don’t want Hird to coach us but every time a certain journo spews her anti-Hird diatribe I soften my position.

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Yze spent nine years at Hawthorn working under Alastair Clarkson in a range of roles including match day strategy and opposition, defensive coach and specialist goalkicking and development coach.

Saucy likey.

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Will never get to a point where I won’t dislike Kochie anymore. I will hate that squeaky high pitch whining little c-nut for the remainder of my days.

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I want a coach with a very shiny chrome dome