I can. Hire me.
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I’d rather not. I don’t trust the CEO, president or board either. That’s how much I rate consultancy firms… they’re the leeches companies that know fark all about fark all use, to get impenetrable reports filled with wankwords in return …
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Going in the right direction. Should send a message and back him in with another 2 years.
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Geez give it a rest, the players are human.
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We absolutely won the VFLW (player-based) and VFL versions.
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If they do or don’t sack someone, I’m actually beyond caring any more.
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Fair assessment actually.
Nah, anyone still posting on a fan forum still cares.
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If we haven’t made serious inroads into that coaching panel by the end of the year I won’t be renewing my membership.
*Unless we win every game from here on. 
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Perth media burnt him out to the point where he had to detach from any emotion to maintain his sanity.
Is there another Chris Fagan around ?
Dear X,
Long time bomber supporter and my membership says I have been paying up for the past 22 years (it’s actually more than that but missed a season in the mid 1990’s).
I have endured some horrible times as an Essendon supporter with GF losses to the Carlton in 1968, Hawthorn in 1983 and the Filth in 1990 not to mention 2001. Then there was the trading out of two of our most important team members in Carey and Bradbury to take on those two mercenaries Raines and Richardson (I did think mercenaries were supposed to be hired to do a job but these two weren’t anywhere near hard enough). I’ve seen the excrement that was served up by Jackson when he refused to invest in the footy department. I have seen the total mis-management of our club’ legend James Hird - twice, firstly when they tried to make him into Tarzan and broke his foot and then when they threw him under the bus over the supplements scandal. I haven’t seen a finals win for 15 or 16 years and only one or two decent final’s efforts in the years we have made it.
But, you know all of that. The reason I am writing is to talk about the ■■■■ that you have heaped on the club by allowing our current senior coach John Worst Fault to have an extension to his contract. Now, there’s a way this can be rectified and that will be by sacking him immediately (that means this week). We can’t afford to have him coach another week as we will surely suffer yet another loss to FCFC and this needs to be avoided at all costs.
X, I realise that the club is still reeling from the supplements program fallout so I am happy to set up a crowd funding page so we can get some dollars to pay out the coach’s contract. Just let me know if it’s needed.
After Worst Fault is gone perhaps you can make a further contribution by getting rid of any assistants who have been at the club for longer than 2 seasons.
And then you can resign as well - you deserve it for presiding over the rabble that is the Essington football club.
Yours sincerely, Melrose Drive.
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Biased of course but Dew is doing a very good job with a list that most people think isn’t VFL standard. Listen to some of the players talk about him and you can clearly see they are busting their arses for him
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Hmmm, I question his intelligence if he doesn’t at least attempt to look busy.
Clipboards ooze authority.
In the presser Whoosh said something like: “if you’ve got no tall forwards you obviously don’t just bomb the ball in long and high, but we have tall forwards…”
If Worsfold resigned tomorrow what would he say in his press conference? Watching Brad Scott leave on his terms was admirable and he could see it wasn’t working
Sure you’re not a Saints supporter?
If hating that ■■■■ so much that I couldn’t stand to see him in our colours makes me a diehard with my head up my ■■■■ then so be it. 
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Says it all! 
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Now “maybe” that’s achievable! 
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Surely wh3n we los3 to Carlton next week hr has to get the sack ??
Surely
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