Please state your name, years of membership and 5 minute babble about the location of your reserved seat.
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Iāve been a great fan, supporter and member of this club for over 30 years and I think that weāve had our ups and downs and think some have been things are really great and some things are really poor but iām still happy that iām a member and have been for ages now and that Heppell really has great locks and heās really a good captain but iām not saying our other captains were no good and go bombers and black and red are the best colours and make you look slimmer and my question is for this great club which I absolutely adore do you like ice cream?
(next year, if yes, iāll ask what flavor as a follow up)
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Waitā¦ Did someone actually ask this in a previous year? 
I would say the club has a copy of it and thats it. Probably will never see the light of day.
Last year was much more tame than the year before (the 2015 meeting was a genuine nuthouse). I think the worst question last year was some old banana asked āshould we be with WADA?ā. To which Worsfold answered politely āyes, we have to be if we want to play in the AFLā
It would be a delightful annual Blitz get-together.
Go with the specific aim of trolling the forum. Beers afterwards.
Iāve been to couple of theseā¦ letās not forget the standard āIāve driven 3 hours to be here tonight to ask an important questionā¦ when are we moving back to the MCG?ā
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Yes.
Yes they did.
Wasnāt the last one about a week after Woosh got the job. Wouldāve been fine if he just walked off half way through and went back to Perth
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Wife is going to love her āsurprise birthday outingā!
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This is both the highlight and the cringiest part of the off season. Always look forward to it.
Iāve never been to one (and I never plan on ever going) but Iām getting the feeling itās like a Parks and Rec public forum?
ā¦actually that would make me want to go.
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How long into the forum until someone asks when Hird will be welcomed back?
My bet is third question.
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All the internet points to any person that can at some point during their rambling question include the phrase Fark Carlton.
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most likely will be asked by a very mad mother whose been supporting the club for 25 years rocking a washed out 80s adidias tracksuit. she also is disgusted that the club would bring Jake Stringer to the club and thinks the club shouldnāt tell people how to vote because they should āstick to footy!ā.
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The first saga question will be in the first 5 questions
How can you be on āBlitz and not love the membersā forum? Is it seen as a rival?
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We are clients not members
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Juicy odd on someone asking us to stop wearing the grey jumper.
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Will they be able to announce jumper numbers here again? Or will it be too early?
The people and questions at the forum suck, but is there something a bit off about blitzers who post on an internet forum asking questions about Essendon 24/7/365 rubbishing other people who do the same in person one day a year?
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