PS, I am totally pro the idea of blitzers crashing the forum and asking insane questions solely for Blitzs amusement
Confidently expecting that a woman called Maryanne will ask a question suggesting that everything the club does is for her benefit alone.
Stuff like this confirms many of our long held beliefs that most of the people who barrack for Essendon (or probably follow football in general) are not 100%.
Shisha ready!
Members towel on each seat at the forum.
Damnit.
I chose the buffering.
I applaud every club official who makes it through this without concussing themselves with a massive facepalm.
Lucky door prize includes a red and black shisha signed by Kevin Sheedy
The unlucky door prize is a glass of red with Sheedâs good mate Redsash.
Somebody should do a bingo card for this.
Half the squares have already written themselves.
Eddie advised Sarah not to rock up
o m g yes, frigginâ bring it.
WHERE ARE THE MODELS?
New recruit stunned at lazy attitude to grooming demonstrated by captain
Shouldâve given zach the captaincy.
The Palais!
Youâve got ten minutes to get there!
What year?
Why does Hep look like heâs about the ask me if Iâve can give him money for a tram fare?
got a lighta?