Ye Oldy Caption Competition

308752_gl.jpg

 

 

Boys: wow, check out joey marking at the highest point

 

Bomber: tuna or turkey club?

Boys: Is that Leroy up there?

Bomber: Nothing to see here…

"■■■■ that planes low"

Melkshake: Is that Jennifer Lawrence?

Bomber: FFS what is it with Gen Y and her?

Melkshake: Hey check out tommies pants!

Edwards (I think): Nice!

Bomber: Where the fk is Chappy when you need him?

Melksham - "Who the hell is this lot?"

Melkshake: Is that Jennifer Lawrence?

Bomber: who?

FIXED

BOYS: Is that the stay puft marshmallow man

 

BOMBER: I could go some Rocky Road right about now.

BOYS: Is that the stay puft marshmallow man

 

BOMBER: I could go some Rocky Road right about now. I tried to think of the most harmless thing. Something I loved from my childhood. Something that could never ever possibly destroy us. Mr. Stay Puft!

 

fixed

308752_gl.jpg

 

 

Boys: wow, check out joey marking at the highest point

 

Bomber: tuna or turkey club

Boys: What is that up in the sky? ls it a bird, is it a plane?

Bomber: lt's a Wakeley. Move on. 

308752_gl.jpg

 

 

Bomber: This sandwich I had at lunch time is really stuck between my teeth.

Melksham: Look away quickly boys! Bomber is doing that thing with his mouth again. Don't let him catch you watching.

308752_gl.jpg

 

 

Bomber lets out a loud one.

 

Boys: Look away and just pretend we didn't notice.

Good to see the caption contests back. One of the better features of BBlitz, and at times like these, just the sot of distraction that we need. 

308752_gl.jpg
 
Melk: “They say if you squint your eyes it says ‘EFC’ on the wall…farked if I can see it though”

Bomber: "How are we going to get an AA player when young guys these days are so soft. I am beating them and I'm the only one who hasn't even taken off my cold weather clothes yet"

Why is James up there on the roof ?

Players…

1 leadership

2 ability to learn

3 work ethic

Bomber…

1 sandwich

2 shaked coke bottles

3 burritos

Bomber (whispering to Jetta, hidden inside his track suit): Ok, I’ve just joined up with the front pack. I’m gonna distract em, unzip, and let you out here.

Jetta: Gotcha.

Bomber (to the others): Guys! What’s that over there? Is it Belly’s girl in a tight white tee on a cold day?!

308752_gl.jpg

 

 

 

I don't know anyones name.

308752_gl.jpg

 

As Pete Townsend said … All the best cowboys have Chinese eyes.