“Marge, I’d like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment”
“Are you gonna eat it?”
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“Yes.”
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“Two more feet and I can fit it in the fridge!”
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I challenge anyone to have a convo with other people in Simpson’s quotes from season 8s and previous
If you think robbo wont go in the sewer… you don’t know robbo
You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel
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Look at you no belly. MR HASN’T GOT A BELLY!
I still use a selection of either “Brockway / Ogdenville or North Haverbrook” as my passwords when I have to change as I’ll never forget them
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Grade School Confidential may not be one of the top 10, but in terms of lines:
Maude Flanders: Excuse me, Edna. I don’t think we’re talking about love here. We are talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!
Krusty the Clown: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!
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“Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me”
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Sorry Mr Burns, I don’t go for these back door shenanigans. Sure I’m flattered, maybe even a little curious
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