#16 “OMG it’s Archie” Perkins

Wait…do we finally have our jet?..after all these years…Does this mean the curse of Kane Tenace is now lifted?

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JET

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He’s better than Dangerfield IMO

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Clearly already the best player in the league.

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Of course he is. Dangerfield was pick 10 and Perkins was pick 9. Don’t you know how the draft works?

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Archie Perkins is Gary Ablett junior but a better overhead mark, better hair and less problematic personal beliefs.

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Any truth to the rumour that Nat Fyffe was seen loitering around The Hanger waiting for the autograph of Archie Perkins?

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Archie Perkins doesn’t sleep, he waits

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Archie Perkins stands faster than anybody can run.

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I’d say it’s actually his beliefs that have allowed him to maintain sanity with a drug fkd Dad,and unwell son.

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Could he have a John Coleman like debut with like 89 disposals?

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I look forward to watching Perkins playing his first 5 years as a forward.

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Yep, so many KPP picked over the last 20 years and we still struggle in that area.

Who was the last goal kicking mid we had? I’m struggling beyond Hird & Mercuri. You think we would have drafted one at least by accident over the last 20 years? Perkins could be that unicorn.

Langers

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He’s Adam Cooney (Brownlow version) and I say this without having seen him play in more than 12 months

Stringer was meant to be one.

Watson kicked a few

Smith?

He still never kicked a goal a game during a season, which I think should be the minimum requirement for this criteria. Angus Monfries might be the closest thing.

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