#2 Tom Bellchambers 🛎

EMILIO78 · March 30, 2019, 9:50am

he is quite easily the most useless ruckman the game has ever seen. Does not show 1 bit of emotion throughout a game to make me think that he even wants to be out there.
Stick him in a cannon, shoot him, take the cannon where he lands and stick him in and shoot again for good measure.

Mackster · March 30, 2019, 9:52am

He’s done.
The bell has tolled.
Time for him to relax and enjoy his views from his penthouse apartment in Port Melbourne…

Burntcabbage · March 30, 2019, 9:53am

Has concrete in his boots.

westozziebomber · March 30, 2019, 9:54am

I have never seen a bloke of his size fall over so much

Its actually hilarious

Burntcabbage · March 30, 2019, 9:56am

Ding dong

HirdMentality · March 30, 2019, 9:58am

Fake Tough Guy

Doesn’t really offer anything around the ground anymore either.

It’s Big Bad Sammy Draper time!!

BAAKKEERRRR · March 30, 2019, 10:02am

Well, Draper is the obvious in, but I’d even settle for Zlarke right now. Does that adequately convey just how pisspoor he’s been?

I don’t know why we’d have expected anything different… after all, he’s spent his career not being able to back-up from week to week, let alone year-to-year…

The_Firing_Line · March 30, 2019, 10:03am

My 6 year old who attended his next gen elite sports academy has a truck load more heart than this big finoccio

The_Firing_Line · March 30, 2019, 10:06am

This is what grinds me the most. Looks like Tarzan plays like Jane. Actually that’s an unfair insult to Jane. Tayla Harris could outmark and outkick this peanut

child_of_93 · March 30, 2019, 10:14am

He plays like a bloke that has no pressure on his spot in the team

Killer_Mike · March 30, 2019, 10:22am

Let’s just back him in for another 5 or 6 weeks.

I’m sure he will come good.

Meanwhile a perfectly good Draper is rotting away in the VFL

Mackster · March 30, 2019, 10:40am

I’ve never seen so many players go to ground as I saw today and they were all wearing red and black

Captain_Jack · March 30, 2019, 10:48am

Gone backwards at a rate of knots from last season. It sounds like he is not fully fit. If so, he should not be playing. Bring Clarke or Draper in to face Gawn.

jonovdp · March 30, 2019, 10:52am

I’m tempted to have Clarke play as a stay at home forward.

Draper is hungry and ready to come in.

Mr_Sunbury_1 · March 30, 2019, 10:55am

Soft as butter. Has been woeful. If he’s hurt, Park him until he’s right. Too many passengers and he’s one.

Killer_Mike · March 30, 2019, 11:17am

No to Clarke.

The guys career is nearly done so why play him.

Play Draper and if we want to play a forward then play Gown until Joey is ready.

astro_bomber · March 30, 2019, 11:45am

I’ve been defending him saying its the whole team that has been shat. A lazy ruckman effects the whole team, especially the players around him. He would be competitive in some ruck contests and not others but once his job was done he checked out. Just stood still and if the ball came his way again, would give a token effort. Time to give someone else a chance

Stallion · March 30, 2019, 11:50am

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barnz · March 30, 2019, 11:57am

can you stop tarnishing the reputation of rotisserie chickens?

Stallion · March 30, 2019, 12:02pm

HE’S COOKED