2017: Crystal Ball:

what an extremely large contract considering the injury history of the player.

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Ladder position: 9th but we get bumped to 7th after wrongs are righted
Best and fairest: Jobe Watson ties with the rest of the team
Leading goalkicker: they all kick 40 goals
Second leading goal kicker: Joe wins this as he kicks 50 points too with 25 of them hit the posts
most likely to be suspended: The Afl administration and chief sports writer (?) for The Age
player that emerges as a genuine star: Wannabe’s son
Final season for: Current AFL administration and chief sports writer (?) for the age.
Goal of the year: Remove current AFL administration and chief sports (?) writer of the age
Mark of the year: Robbo tied with McVeigh
Biggest Surprise: Labour Party put their hand up about smoke and mirrors regarding ‘darkest day in sport’

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Ladder position: 5th
Best and fairest: Zerrett
Leading goalkicker: Joey
Second leading goalkicker: Hooker
Most likely to be suspended: Fridge
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Parish
Final season for: BJ
Goal of the year: Fanta
Mark of the year: Joey
Biggest surprise: We will win a final.

Ladder position: 7
Best and fairest: Jobe
Leading goalkicker: Joe D
Second leading goalkicker: Disney
Most likely to be suspended: Bags
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Trav
Final season for: BJ
Goal of the year: Walla
Mark of the year: Joe
Biggest surprise: 100+ point scorelines for

Yeah injuries can take there toll though. Wouldn’t be the first person to retire mid contract due to injury

Ladder position:8th
Best and fairest:Fantasia
Leading goalkicker:Fantasia
Second leading goalkicker:JoeDan
Most likely to be suspended:Fantasia (caught retaliating to attention from opposition thugs)
The player that emerges as a genuine star:Fantasia
Final season for:Kelly
Goal of the year:Fantasia
Mark of the year:JoeDan
Biggest surprise:That Fantasia is just so effing far ahead of the pack.(No Brownlow though: see point 5)

Ladder position: 9th
Best and fairest: jobey wat-a-son
Leading goalkicker: joe with the moe
Second leading goalkicker: hooker
Most likely to be suspended: kelly after he punches out dangerfield
The player that emerges as a genuine star: parish
Final season for: jackson
Goal of the year: green kicking from an impossible angle, fist pumps and does a hirdy and jumps into the crowd
Mark of the year:joey with the moey takes a mark the majak “grape”
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Biggest surprise: mcgrath tackling dangerwood to cause a turnover

Ladder position: 1st
B&F: tipungwuti
Leading goalkicker: fantasia
Second leading goalkicker: tipungwuti
Most likely to be suspended: daniher (bastards will think of some obscure reason)
The player that emerges as a genuine star: long
final season for: the saga
Goal of the year: to win the farkin’ premiership
Mark of the year: the line drawn - don’t fark with the dons!
Biggest surprise: I get something above right

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I wish it was this one, but somehow I am sure they will continue to drag this on for evuh…

yeah me too

Ladder position: 10th
Best and fairest: Parish
Leading goalkicker: Daniher
Second leading goalkicker: Raz
Most likely to be suspended: Goddard (Probably a jumper punch or whacking someone in the guts. Same thing will happen in a final and the player will be cleared)
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Parish
Final season for: Ben Howlett, at EFC anyway. Been a great servant but will be overtaken by younger players in the midfield.
Goal of the year: Connor McKenna will go on some ridiculous mazy from from half-back and then slot it from 55m!
Mark of the year: Joey to use Lachie Keefe as a stepladder on ANZAC Day!
Biggest surprise: Kyle Langford - Will have a breakout season across half-forward and in the middle.

Ladder position: 7th
Best and fairest: Zerrett
Leading goalkicker: Raz
Second leading goalkicker: Joey D.
Most likely to be suspended: Smack
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Raz
Final season for: Gill, hopefully
Goal of the year: Green
Mark of the year: Joey D.
Biggest surprise: Winning a final

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Ladder position: 8th
Best and fairest: Jobe
Leading goalkicker: JD
Second leading goalkicker: Fanta
Most likely to be suspended: Fletcher
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Fanta
Final season for: Jerrett
Goal of the year: Walla
Mark of the year: Zerrett
Biggest surprise: Any of our players making AA

Should probably put my own on the line seeing as I started the thread…

Ladder position: 6th
Best and fairest: Cale Hooker
Leading goalkicker: Cale Hooker
Second leading goalkicker: Joe Daniher
Most likely to be suspended: Michael Hurley
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Orazio Fantasia (I agree with the consensus around this guy - star)
Final season for: Kelly and Jackson Merrett
Goal of the year: Josh Green
Mark of the year: Joe Daniher
Biggest surprise: Cale Hooker as a forward (not so uch to EFC fans - but the broader footy public)

Ladder position: 8
Best and fairest: Jobe
Leading goalkicker:Hooksey
Second leading goalkicker: JD
Most likely to be suspended: Green
The player that emerges as a genuine star: MacG
Final season for: Kelly
Goal of the year: Raz or Walla
Mark of the year: JD
Biggest surprise:Stewart

Ladder position: 4th
Best and fairest: Jobe Watson
Leading goalkicker: Jo Daniher
Second leading goalkicker: Orazio Fantasia
Most likely to be suspended: Brendan Goddard
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Orazio Fantasia
Final season for: Mark Bagley
Goal of the year: Anthony McDonald Tippungwuti
Mark of the year: James Stewart.
Biggest surprise: Jackson starts playing better than Zac.

Worst commentary: Tony Shaw
Brownlow: Jobe Watson
Coleman: Kennedy [wce]
Wooden spoon: Port Adelaide
Coach Award: John Worsfold
1st coach to be sacked: Ken Hinkley
Most likely to be suspended: Steven May
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Weiderman [Melb]
Final season for:Reiwolt [stkilda] Murphy[wb] Gablett[gcs]
Worst injury: Jaegar does his knee in the 1st 10 minutes of his 1st game of the season against Essendon when Tippa irons him out (cold).
Goal of the year: Eddy Betts
Mark of the year: Buddy Franklin
Biggest surprise: Boomer Harvey becomes Port Adelaides new coach.

Can’t believe that all of you think you know better than Zac Merrett.

Ladder position: 12th
Best and fairest: Zerrett
Leading goalkicker: Joe
Second leading goalkicker: Green
Most likely to be suspended: Hocking
The player that emerges as a genuine star: Parish
Final season for: Kelly
Goal of the year: Raz
Mark of the year: Joe
Biggest surprise: Stewart’s performance