2024 AwFuL O (not 0) Round Extravaganza (They are all Non Essendon Games Thread)

Cool, it starts Thursday

Chickens vs Demons
Lions vs FC
Dimma Derby
GWS vs KKKollingwood

Also, what a ■■■■■■■ stupid idea

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@scotty21
I asked this in another thread, I will ask it here too:
I have only just looked at the fixture for this year. Can someone explain what “opening round” is? Why isn’t it just round 1?

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Is this sh-t starting already??

Fk that, no interest.

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Because it ■■■■■■ off Carlton and Richmond that they weren’t the opening game of Round 1.

Yes, really.

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Just another pointless AFL idea. Glorified pre season game that carries no meaning

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And its even more stupid when they hand the 8 teams doing this ■■■■ byes in the first 5 weeks.

Whats the ■■■■■■■ point?

OMG NRL HAVE ■■■■■■ OFF TO VEGAS LETS PLAY ALL THE GAMES IN NSW AND QLD.

Do they honestly think the Neanderthals who watch NRL up there will drop their LOL GAYFL attitude because the NRL is in vegas.

■■■■■■■ stupid.

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Well except theyre real games for 4 points

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Hilariously, there is NRL on next week in Melbs, Sydney and Gold Coast.

GWS vs Collingwood should be the Friday night game. That’s clearly the best one of the round.

Wait the vegas thing is this weekend?

Well thats even more ■■■■■■■ stupid

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So it is not due to the Vegas thing? So then what is the point in having an “opening round” when round 1 is the opening round normally?

should be held at the doug dimmadome

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I’m just impressed the AFL code monkeys managed to get “OR” to sort in front of 1 in the Game Centre.

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Really? Shows how much i pay attention

So where do those other teams miss a game? As obviously you cant have 8 teams playing one extra game that carries 4 points

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The 8 teams playing are given byes some point over the first 6 rounds, but not in round 1 or Gather round :crazy_face:

So those teams get 2 byes i guess.

Those code monkeys thought a team who won their first game of the year 98-0 had a percentage of 100%.

It is that hard.

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It’s so they can pretend the “traditional” opening round, opening match is Tiggers v Bloosers.

I have an idea, let’s start the season earlier, but then let’s not talk about it that way and pretend like it’s not actually happening. Then have odd fixtures for a third of the season.

Either start the full season earlier and play an extra game or don’t.

Fark the AFL, fark Richmond and more importantly ■■■■ Carlton.

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Maybe their lawyers noticed that the player enterprise agreement says there shall not be a round beyond 24…