2024 Off Season Tracking

So you expect the Prince of Perth to maintain that glorious tan in the Melbourne “sun”?

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My bad what was I thinking I forgot it was about marketability and not football

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Next you’ll be suggesting Draper should work on his disposal in the offseason.

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We can’t do that he is too important as a mural muse and a sponsors wet dream to work on kicking

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On the plus side I believe he’s been sticking to a strict regime in the offseason and has added quite a bit of bulk to the mullet.

Will make for great header images in the upcoming membership price-gouge.

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I hope Matt’s hamstrings are getting stronger!

My guess is that the Prince is having many vicours workouts whilst holidaying in the states. Many.

I’m sure :joy:

Trade him to hawthorn and be done with him

If you live in Melbourne, follow football and you weren’t aware of these two guys’ preferences you’re living under a rock. None of our business. Focus on your own lives.

I don’t live in Melbourne so enlighten me please are you suggesting there are more than mates or they are rat bags out and about

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Oh for God’s sake who cares?

I read the first sentence as Gollum and the last bits as Smeagol.

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When are the guys back? It’s usually first week of Nov? Before the draft?

11th for the 1st to 4th year players

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Week 1 Pre-season starter-pack:

  1. Boys looking tanned and ripped.

  2. They have the shredder filter on the pics again.

  3. It’s not a filter you plonker, these sort of shots can easily be achieved via shutter-speed techniques.

  4. I’m feeling a little optimistic for the year ahead.

  5. We will finish bottom 4 you deluded clapper.

  6. ‘N’ is typing…

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The switch to El Jannah could be the making of him.

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Merrett in Bali with Devon Smith, Nick Hind and Hooksy for a wedding. Dev’s Instagram story: Watch this story by Devon Smith on Instagram before it disappears.

Also there with Durham Draper Heppell guelfi
Not sure but also think cox and Caldwell and Perkins are there aswell