#21 Dyson "Go jam it” Heppell - goes alright

We are going to panic and sign this guy to a 2 year deal aren’t we, as some sort of good news story

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Has our captain responded to all the clusterfark events of the last 24 hours?

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What’s he going to ad? He is the worst captain in the afl and much of this is on him

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So Hep hasn’t announced his retirement as yet. ?. No story about the capt. going around again?. He really should give it away.

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Would rather Ritchie Vandenburg

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At least Ritchie was always trying.

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This is a great feeder thread for the ignore list.

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FEED THE DINGUS!!!

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If you truly believe that, then you have NFI.

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I’m just really pooped from this week and going around making salty comments as a form of therapy. Don’t mind me.

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Has he been delisted yet

Can he inspire the boys to get up for truck one more time, probably not.
In fact, I can’t remember him inspiring the team to do anything in recent memory.

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Yeah, no doubt

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How about the boys are inspired by all us mugs who cheer for them and treat them like Gods ?

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He has been captain through 2 coaching changes. Both times the players have completely downed tools.

Terrible excuse for a leader

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He needs to get to the beach down at Byron and smoke the pipe. Could not lead a dog on a leash

Was it Hepp that told the board the players were peed off with the clakko/ rutten bizzo?

Heppell being ‘pointed’ to the new president about not meeting the teams values. Whilst spending all year leading a team that has not meeting the team values. Mmmmmm pot, kettle, black a bit.

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I have a feeling that there is a significant number of players in that side that have lots of contempt for Heppell. If our CEO and coach are a good chance of getting the chop, our softly softly captain should be departing as well.

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That 200th game farce showed what a selfish guy he is. Behaved like he’d broken a club record. We still lost. Showed what the players thought of him when they couldn’t be bothered lifting their performance.

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