Church or Mick
Shearing reference:
āThe Gunā
Choirboy
Tim. Looks like Tim Brooke-Taylor from the goodies.
The Pastor
could morph into
Past Master
Or even
Pass Master
Or
The Master Pastor
I like Master Pastor
= Pastor/Parish + Young + Mastery
Tim. Looks like Tim Brooke-Taylor from the goodies.
Genius.
Goldilocks
Goldilocks
How about Darcy, Jobe, Hepp, and Zerrett for a midfield quartet.
Goldilocks and the 3 bears.
Kapital
As in Darce Kapital
What about āBuzzā because he moves around the contest at high speed and is small. I was also thinking perhaps āMozzā as short for Mosquito, given that heās a member of our new potential mosquito fleet with Zerrett, Zaka, and Raz.
Whenever I think of the combination of him and Francis I always think of āTormund and Brienneā.
Apologies if I stole that from someone else on here.
Shearing reference:āThe Gunā
The Ringer
What about "Buzz" because he moves around the contest at high speed and is small. I was also thinking perhaps "Mozz" as short for Mosquito, given that he's a member of our new potential mosquito fleet with Zerrett, Zaka, and Raz.What about Buzz because that is the kind of cut he needs? Hah.
I call him Darcy āmother farkingā Parish but say it like Anthony Keidis in his pointbreak line - that would be a waste of time! Before he gets all local on Keanuās ā ā ā . Dunno why but I do
Darcy āGolden Boyā Parish
What do his team mates call him?
Dars
(for the record, I just changed the thread title because āWelcome to Essendonā a year later seemed a bit silly)
Darcy āfrom theā Parish
Tim. Looks like Tim Brooke-Taylor from the goodies.
Bill Oddie
Billoddie
Biloody stupid!