#3 Darcy Parish - signed to 2027

Media release early next will be a copy and paste job.

‘Darcy experienced some minor discomfort in his hamstring blah blah, we will take conservative approach blah blah’

Could just be honest and say our fitness staff are as useless as ■■■■ on a bull.

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RIP Rish

See you after the bye.

100%

Just like with Reid, subbed off with “awareness”, nek minnit, 4-6 weeks.

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Probably.

However there could also be a bit of ‘let’s name him pending how he pulls up, if he pulls up a little tight then he doesn’t play’

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No idea - just confused why @dons85 would ask and then say he should be fired before getting a response.

I mean it’s us so the more cynical take is generally correct

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Maybe Darcy just got handed some sweet tickets to watch qualifying at Albert Park on Saturday.

“oh, no - umm, my hamstring…yeah, that’s it, ouch, ouch, can’t play Brad”

The update states they withdrew him due to “awareness” after main training. They name the team after main training FFS so why would you name him in the first place?

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Exactly.

I’m not one for bleating for honesty and transparency in club media updates and on socials… I know full well every club uses their own media and socials purely to send whatever message they want to the public and by extension other clubs.

But this is just ridiculous. The whole thing has so many ■■■■■■■ holes in it, why bother naming him at all?!

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Kinda reminds me of that time we hired a CEO and then sacked him the next day…

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Just bumping this from 10 days ago.

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It’s a cruel game sometimes

Merrett said Darcy had been our best trainer for the pre season, he was flying

Then hammy issue from first preseason actual game vs Cats on eve of season

Minor issue now might be become major too

I reckon save fire til next week.

If he does’t play again next week then we burn the joint down.

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If we did get our hands on nukes, they’d probably do an Oppenhammy!

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Yes. But he’s not far wrong…

Stander entering Ewok following heffsgirl territory.

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We’d likely miss our target.

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And that would be after we’d bypassed the proper process of selecting our target…

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For accuracy purposes

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Avoid a fine if the awareness pulls up ok the next day.