#3 - Darcy Parish thru 2029 (Part 3, from April 2025)

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Does the club get him business class tickets so he can take his golf clubs as well?

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Hopefully gets his swing analysed tooā€¦..

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This stupid country, how hard is it to import a calf fixer dealy

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Thatā€™s just a fancy way of saying Parish went to the club suggesting an in-depth bogus American treatment that is directly beside a beautiful golf course. What a lovely tax deduction Darcy, well done.

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I heard if it fails the next option is to send him to some specialist in St Andrews, Scotland.

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Fark didnā€™t realise he still played for us, enjoy your trip Darc.

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ā€œThe Augusta clinicā€

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Is this the magic guy that fixed Ridley in the off seasonā€¦. Not

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Good that the club is trying to get it fixed, but it also means we have no intention of getting rid of him

Yuck

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Dr. Vinnie Boombatz.

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Sick avatar mate.

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Let another club resolve it ffs

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Thanks mate. Seeing them Live in October will probably be the most enjoyable thing Iā€™ve ever experienced at Marvel.

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Iā€™m talking myself into going to the 3rd show. I saw them in Edinburgh 2 weeks ago. Fucken biblical.

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Revive his career is about spot on

Game is past him and we donā€™t have room for him in our squad

Trade him

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I think the Pies would take a look, might get some out year picks outta them.

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Any word on where this guy is at?

I really rate him as a player, but the reality is heā€™s now had four seasons in a row compromised/ruined by injury. It would obviously be a great time for him to come good, but heā€™s coming from a very long way back.

I donā€™t know about this one, I doubt any other club would be willing to take him. I feel like weā€™re left in a position where we just hope the new S&C people will be able to get him up and going againā€¦

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Someone would take him but we need to drive the conversation and expect very little in return, without a doubt the worst contract at the club right now and thatā€™s saying something.

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At this stage Iā€™d offer to pay half his salary for a future second rounder.

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With Merrett gone I can see Parish fitting well into a more balanced midfield. Hoping with his trip to the U.S. to fix his back/calf issues + the new S&C team in place we will once again see the best of Darcy. Happy to back him in.

Keen to see how a fit and firing Parish, Caldwell, Durham set up goes.

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